2p!Hetalia x Vampire!Child!Reader

But...why?

"Well this room sucks ass," I say after studying the room Allen "gave" to me.
"What the fuck did you just say you little shit?" Speak of my father- I MEAN, the devil.
"Th-this room i-is A-a class?" I questioned more than stated.
"What the hell does that mean?" Oh my gosh, Allen, stop before you seem more stupid.
"It's really nice...*mumbles* dumbfuck," oh, how that name fits.
"(Y/N)! ALLEN! OLIVER WANTS YOU!" Matt yelled from downstairs. Oh how wrong...
"WE'RE COMING!" Allen, was that really necessary?

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"Okay, (Y/N), we're going to shopping!" Oliver chirped. He CHIRPED.
"Woah, wait. I didn't sign up for this," I tried to retaliate.
"Oh, poppet, I can't hear what you're saying! Come on, let's go!" Oh really, Oliver, REALLY BITCH?

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"OH, would you look at this pretty pink!" Can I die?

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"Look at these sleeves! They'd look so cute on you!" Oh wait. I forgot that I can't.

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"LOOK AT ALL THESE CUTE DRESSES!" LOOK AT HOW MUCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

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"Oooh, that pink does not go with that white," How does it not? Wait WHO THE PICKLE IS THAT?
"Flavio! What a pleasant surprise!" Oh of course Rainbows would know Mr. Fabulous.
"Who's this little cutie," "Flavio" asked Oliver.
"Oh! This is (Y/N), come on (Y/N) introduce yourself," he said while bending down to my height. But, you already told him my name, you idiot.
"H-hello, my name i-is (Y/N), it's nice to meet your acquaintance," I said in my childish most nicest voice ever.
"Oh, she's has so good of manners!" Flavio chirped. WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE CHIRPING??
"Oh, I guess she does," Oliver said while side glancing me. Oh I guess I do.
"Well, piccola torta let's get you some new dresses!"
But...why? And did he just call me a little cake? Wtf?

(SHORT CHAPTER! SORRY! I'm getting kicked off my own phone ;-; but I'll try to update tomorrow!)