An immortal (naruto fanfic)

An immortal (naruto fanfic) Ch.3

I block sasukes kick to the side if my face and aim a punch to his gut he fly's back and sakura screams. I sigh and turn to her "come on girly you next" i mumble board she shakes her head fear written all over her face. 'How dose she plan to be come string like this?' I sigh "either you cone at me or i attack you" she nods and pulls out a kuni and takes at running at start at me. I roll my eyes and flip her over my shoulder and she lands on the ground with a 'oof' i sigh again and walk over to her "really?" She lays on the ground out cold. I look up to see sasuke disappear into the trees i shake my head and turn walking away from the knocked out pink girl.i walk back to the clock and I see the timer about to run out. I sit in the grass and wait i lean on one of the posts and close my eyes. when i hear the bell go off sasuke and sakura appear and i spot naruto tied up to one of the posts "when that happen?" i mumble to my self. at that time i hear stomachs growling "mhm sounds like someone's hungry" i say smiling kakashi nods "and by the way about this exorcise well there no need for you guys to go back to the academy" he says "...eh?" the others look at him happy 'has the grade of ninja greatness gone down since i was last in a village??' i wonder and wait for him to continue specking "what? i ...all i did was lay unconscious is that okay??" sakura says to my left "hn" and there's sasuke. "than that means the three of us..." kakashi smiles and nods "yes. the three of you must quit being ninja" naruto and sakura freeze shocked i stand up from my spot beside the naruto and walk over to kakashi.  "quit being ninja what do you mean?!" naruto yells struggling against the ropes holing him down "well its true, we weren't able to take the bells but why do we have to be told to quit?" he yells getting frustrated now "that's because your all squirts who don't have the qualifications to becomes ninja" i sigh and nod agreeing with him 'the won't make it out there they act like kids' another voice specks up in the back of my mind 'you acted the same way when you were there age' i roll my eyes and focuses back in on what's happing in time to see sasuke charge at kakashi. "sasuke!" sakura yells as kakashi pins sasuke to the ground one hand behind his back "ow" i mumble "I'm saying you're squirts" i sigh and nod once again agreeing with him i bend over next to kakashi "don't you think your being a little ruff?" "don't step sasuke!!" sakura yells angrily "never mine" i mumble stepping back "do you kids think being a ninja is easy??" he asks eyes narrowed at his students they each gasp in turn my eyes are on kakashi as he explains "why do you think you're doing this exercise in teams?" "what do you mean?" sakura asks naruto just looks strait up confused and pissed. "to put it simply" i say specking up there heads turn to me "i wasn't even really part of this and i figured out what its about" kakashi looks surprised "what's the real point of this test??" i ask them "your answer determines passing or failing" kakashi says "that's...what I've wanted to ask about for a while now" sakura says "tch man are you guys brainless or what?" 'he's going to get slapped for that one from me' i think rolling my eyes "don't you get the point of a three man cell??" "aghh jeez what of three people to a cell??" naruto yells pissed "teamwork!!" i yell mad there eyes snap to me surprised at my out burst "you mean working together?" "what the hell is teamwork sakura" i mumble sighing "exactly! but its to late even if you realize it now you might have been able to take the bells of the three of you had come at me and Hoshi well its to bad" "why use teamwork if there's only two bells?? if the three of use were to desperately go take the bells with one having to hold back, that wouldn't be teamwork that'd create internal discord" she says "of course! this is a test set up to purposely place you against each other" kakashi nods agreeing with what i have to say "its under just such conditions where one's own interests aren't the issue the intention was to select those who could prioritize teamwork despite this, you fools...sakura! you were only concerned with sasuke and you didn't even know where he was and you didn't care for naruto who was right in front of your eyes" sakura turns her head down her face red "naruto! all you do is run solo! and sasuke you labeled the other two as hindrances and acted on your own! missions are carried out in squads! there's no mistaking that ninjas need unsurpassed individual skills but "teamwork" is considered more important than that individual actions that disrupt teamwork throw the team into crisis and lead to death for example!" kakashi's hand disappears behind his back and comes out with a kuni. "sakura! kill naruto, or else sasuke dies" "what?!" naruto yells looking over at sakura "is what will happen" he outs the kuni back and i sigh 'ass kicking coming your way kakashi!' "oh, i was so surprised" naruto looks relived "on top of having hostage taken, you're face with two impossible choices and end up being killed every mission is life-risking assignment" he gets off sasuke and starts walking over to a large black stone "look at this the many names engraved in this stone these are all ninjas who are called heroes in the village" i glance at kakashi and see a slightly sad look on his face 'what is this stone??' "that! i like that!" naruto yells "I've decided now to get my name engraved there, to!" he yells happily "a hero! a hero! I'm not going to die like a dog!" he yells "but they're not just ordinary heroes" "no kidding. then, what kind of heroes are they?" 'i have a bad feeling about this' i think watching "hay! hay!" "they are heroes who were killed in action" 'oh no'  naruto looks crestfallen about the new information on the stone "killed in action??" he asks "it means they died performing a mission" i mumble looking at the grass under my feet. "this is a memorial the names of my friends are also engraved here" 'oh kakashi' "I'll give you guys one more chance! however, after noon it'll be a harsher battle to take the bell those who want to take in the challenge can eat lunch however, don't let naruto have any its punishment for breaking the rules and attempting to eat lunch on your own if someone lets him eat that person will be disqualified on the spot i make the rules, here. got it?!" the nod and kakashi poofs away... "god dammit kakashi you forgot me!!" i yell and he poofs back "sorry" he mumble and we poof away a nice distance and watch "you know i was going to give you an ass kick earlier" i mumble and he looks over surprised "what made you change your mind?" i shrug "i don't know really but ever piss me off again your gonna get it" he chuckle and nods and we both turn back to watch them. after a bit of naruto saying he can do without sasuke holds out his lunch  and than kakashi gone and a large poof of black cloud appears in front of them 'show off' "you three! you defied the rules so that means you know what's coming" dark cloud appear and i sigh walking out of the trees "oi kakashi stop being an ass and tell them they passed!"  (oh boy that rhymed!) i shaking my head they look at me confused and kakashi gives me a deflated look "you dent have to ruin it!" he says i shrug "what can i say running your fun is well fun" i say smiling at him while the others look confused  "we passed?! why?!" "you guys are the first up until now. it was always just dunces who would meekly listen to what i said a ninja must see through deception in the world if ninja, those who break rules and codes are branded as garbage. but those who don't cherish their friends are garbage worse than that" i smile and look at the three of them sakura's happy naruto looks like he's about to cry and sasuke smile!? nope never mind its a cocky smirk "he's...he's kinda...cool" i roll my eyes 'kid you don't live with him' "that's it for the exercise everyone passes! group seven starts their mission tomorrow!" kakashi yells giving them a thumbs up a choirs of 'yes, sirs' and cheers "alright lets go home!" he says turning around "aghh finally!!" i yell running past kakashi smiling. 'oh wait!' i turn and pull out a kuni and look at naruto "oi stay still naruto!!" i yell and they turn to watch me "..eh?!" i throw the kuni and it cuts throw the ropes naruto falls to the ground in a heap and i chuckle "see you tomorrow! i yell and take off running again.