James was a normal child who had a normal life. Obviously that's a fucking lie. If it was true the story wouldn't be educational. James at a young age contracted RETARDATION. Every week he went to a special school and every week he loved it. One day he met a special man called Tyrone. Tyrone petted him and gave him biscuits. Tyrone saw past James' disability's which were. Epilepsy, Tourettes, and half of his face was hanging off. This made it very hard for Tyrone to feed him his biscuits but he persisted. James had to wear his learning cap at school (a crash helmet) so his brain didn't get damaged. James went to his Tyrone one day and said DUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH HELLO DUUUUUUUUUUUH GIMME YOUR NUMBER DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. Tyrone screamed and started rolling on the floor. This made James feel very special. James and Tyrone had Nokia bricks with cases on so they don't get damaged. One day Tyrone sent James a picture of a big black snake. James felt very jealous and wanted Tyrone to bring his snake to school so he can play with it.
Tyrone replied. ok ;).
Very shortly James ran to special school to meet his buddy Tyrone; then he saw Tyrone being threw into the back of a police van. James attacked many police that day and got sent to prison.
When James got to prison the first thing he wanted to do was get nice a clean before he talked to his new friends so he took a shower. Everyone at prison was very friendly, they all helped him shower and gave him company. One day James dropped the soap and got a bigger crowd than ever.
