I know what you are: Invader zim x reader

Chapter 8 My tallest!?

Zim stared at you closely, scrutinizing you...his face held an expression as if he was making sure each derogatory term he called you intalled itself into your mind. Once he was sure your self image was gone, he nodded in satisfaction.

"I can only hope you understand what you did wrong and that you'll never do it again." With that he walked into the kitchen across the room and sunk down into a...toilet? You sighed but you weren't too rattled by the bashing, you actually found it more funny than insulting. You could see his embarrassment behind the angry facade he was trying to put on. His face was a blue mess and he antennas were pressed against his head. You actually started chuckling the more you thought about it. Your reminiscing was interrupted by a commotion in the kitchen. You smirked as you had an idea of who it was. You saw the little robot and smiled in excitement so you walked inside completely and made yourself known.

"Hello, Gir!" He turnt his head 180 degrees to see you, startling the hell out of you. He quickly ran up to you, his head meeting your kneecaps. He was too fucking cute

"Hi!" He shouted as he saw you. "What's your name?? Huh? Huh? HUH?"  You jumped at his enthusiasm, but yet it was contagious at the same time. You smiled as you knelt down closer to the adorable little robot.

"I'm (Y/N)! It's very nice to meet you Gir!" You said holding out your hand to shake. He stared at your hand but didn't shake it. Instead he climbed into your lap and gave you the biggest hug you've ever been squeezed into.

"We're gonna be the bestest friends!" Gir said as his gripped the sides of your face. You took Girs hands away from your face, laughing.

"I hope so, if Zim keeps me around that long." Your nose caught the pizzas scent, your stomach growling from skipping lunch. "Do you mind if I had some pizza?"

"Okie dokey!" He squealed giving you a little salute. You shook you head, smiling endearingly at the little drone. Could you keep him, it didn't seem like Zim would mind. He held the pizza box out to you and you gratefully took a slice.

"Thanks, Gir!" You patted the little robot on the head and he smiled, hugging your leg once again in return. You grabbed a paper plate that came with the delivery and sat down at the table, Gir soon joining you.

"Gir? Do you know where Zim even went?" You asked, still reeling over how he flushed himself down the toilet.

"Oh! Yeah! Master went down into the super secret lab I wasn't supposed to tell you 'bout! He get real mean and loud when he down there! So if you gonna go, be careful! You can go in the toilet or the trash!" He explained all of this in about three seconds and you brain just barely processed this information. You nodded you're head and look over to the trash. Once you've finished your slice of pizza you walked over to the trash can next to the oven against the wall to the oven. You pressed the footstep down and the lid popped open. The can was lined with tiny light bulbs, wires and a couple buttons. You also noticed a small outlined platform.

Is this part the elevator? How do you make it work?

You took a step inside the trash can and got both legs inside, you were just the right size to fit. You trembled a bit when the platform started to move downward, giving you a wierd butterflies feeling in your tummy. You sunk deeper and deeper below the crust of the Earth, each floor with labs and different contraptions passing by in front of you. You could hear a heated argument of sorts, well, you couldn't really call it an actual argument. One of the voices sounded worked up while the other two were pretty nonchalant. You began to panic as fear of being discovered by Zim and losing his small sliver of
trust stung at you. As you made it to the floor, you quietly leaped off the elevator and hid yourself in the shadows.

Yeah....stealth mode..

You gave yourself some amusement by pretending you were on a stealth mission in a video game, you just wish you could hide in a box on command if you need to.(Metal gear solid, anyone? No? Ok.). You skidded to a hault as the illumination on the ginormous monitor shined in front of you. Zim seemed to be having a conversation with two other irkens, beyond taller than him, both being the same height.

"My tallest! I'm telling you! I not sure what exactly you saw but her touching my lekku was simple for research! I guarantee, she will not interfere with the mission! She doesn't want to turn me into the earth sciences for them to cut me open and pull out my organs!"

"The tallest" as Zim called them perked up at the cutting up part. Before the purple one spoke,

"Ah? I don't know, Zim. I'm positive we know what we saw...it looked to be pretty intimate for you. This will most definitely be a threat to your..heh.."mission"."

He asked, his voice was kind of high, with a load of condescension that CLEARLY r/whooshed over Zims head. He also had a bag of donuts in his hand, which you wanted to just punch your hand through the screen and take some.

You saw Zim tilt his head before he seemed to nervously speak,

"Eh..well...I was meerly letting myself..react naturally for her study..?" His voice cracked a lot when he was speaking and you had to resist the strange urge inside to comfort him, but you knew he would melt your face off with one of his ray guns or something.

"I see...so thus human has enough intellectual capabilities to obtain an accurate study of the Irken race? If I remember correctly, you DID say the humans are pretty dumb..." The red one spoke this time, looking back and forth from his partner and Zim. You felt insulted, Zim called your race dumb?! Well....ok he had a point..no one saw through his disguise besides you, Gaz, and Dib. But you prided yourself on your wit and you wanted to defend yourself  and the Membranes. But you didn't know what Zim would say or DO to you. You took a chance...you slowly and yet with an attempted air of confidence, strided out in the open and not stopping until you were directly behind Zim. The two taller irkens froze in there place and stared at you, Zim spoke up first.

"My tallest? What happened ? Did my screen freeze?" Zim asked mumbling the last part to himself and looking down at the control panel and fiddling with a few things on it.

"Zim...That girl you're talking about...she's-"

"I know what it seemed like but...."

I cleared my throat to get his attention and his shoulders stiffened.

"I-....If you had any intelligence in that primal brain of yours, (Y/n)...you will go back upstairs and stay in that house with GIR." He growled. That deep tone off voice rattled you a bit, and gave you a hollow warm feeling in your stomach that you couldn't explain. You swallowed your fear and said in the most adamant voice you could manage.

"Zim...Was it really necessary to insult my race, which includes me. I'm not sure what EXACTLY you're hoping for with our little visit here but after hearing this discussion. You can hope you won't be getting anything from me thus far." you said looking into his big magenta orbs.

"Ooooo." They both said at the same time, "Zims, in trouble!" The purple one teased as the red on laughed along, "Haha! Yeah, better be good Zim! Before your female parental unit grounds you!" They both mocked as you gritted your teeth, you already made them out to be complete childish dickheads. The one in red wiped a tear from his eye,

"Oh Irk! Hey Zim, what's up with your cheeks?They're all dark..." He said, taking a bite of a donut. I rose my eyebrows in confusion and looked toward him. He was right, Zim was blushing pretty damn hard.

"(Y/n), I didn't want you finding out about what I have just learned. But the Tallest have commanded me to go aboard the massive for a very important meeting to discuss the impact a revolutionary group known as "The Resisty" has had on the Armada. This is what I want and what I'm going to get from you."

You narrowed your eyes at him then he spoke as he gripped his three fingered hand tightly onto your arm.

"You're going with me."

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Thefrylord~