Shane: Hey, we're gay now!! It's normal for couples to make out!!
Lisa: Uhm... SASHA TAKE JOEY I'LL GET SHANE!!!
Shane: Hu-
Lisa hits him on the head with a whine bottle and knocks him out.
Joey: SHANEY!!!!
Sasha: Come here Joey!!
Joey was stupid enough to go over to Sasha. She puts chloroform on a rag and he gets knocked out. We are both knocked out and Lisa takes us both back to her basement. Or what Lisa calls it, "The Torture Dungeon" Joey and I wake up.
Shane and Joey: LISA!! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?!
Lisa: My torture dungeon... DEAL WITH IT!!!
Lisa whips me with a whip and Sasha whips Joey with a whip. It hurt like hell!!
Sasha: HA!! You guys are our pets...
Lisa: Let me do the talking...
Sasha: Ok...
Shane: Let us go!!
Joey: Yea!! PLZ!!
Lisa: NO!! NEVER!! Goodnight ya'll
Lisa winks at them and Lisa and Sasha go upstairs to bed. Joey and I are going to find a way to escape!! Joey has tiny arms so, he slipped his arms out of the rope and untied mine. Then we found a window, we crawled out the window and ran straight home.
Joey: SHANEY WE HAVE TO MOVE!! LISA KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE!! WE NEED TO MOVE TO A DIFFERENT STATE AND CHANGE OUR NAMES!!!
Joey pulls out like 10 suitcases and starts to pack.
Shane: Haha! Joey, it's ok, I got this under control
Joey stops unpacking and I kiss him and then we start cuddling until we fall asleep
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*Authors Notes*
Hey guys!! Sorry it took me a while to update!! My tablet died and I had to buy a new charger... But this is kind of a long chapter.. I'll try and update later ok byeee!! :D
