I'm Min Yoongi ( Yoonmin / Texting )

03

Fake Suga: Good morning Jiminie!

Me: It's too early for you

Fake Suga: Wym jiminieee?

Me: It's too early for me to deal with you

Fake Suga: Then don't deal with me. Just talk to me

Me: What would we even talk about

Fake Suga: how about , what are your plans for today?

Me: I'm going to school.

Fake Suga: oh shit. You're a high school student?

Me: Are you a really old pervert! Ew no I'm not talking to you anymore!

Fake Suga: No! I'm only 20 I promise.

Me: okay... Since I'm 18 I guess it's legal

Fake Suga: Are we really talking about legal things right now? Let's stop. Also, ha I'm older! Jiminie has to call me hyung

Me: I have to go soon. And I'm not calling you hyung

Fake Suga: Noooo! Jiminiee don't leave me!
Fake Suga: Baby come back
Fake Suga: You can blame it all on me!

Me: You must not have a job. And you live in your moms basement

Fake Suga: Hey! I do have a job. And I actually live in a dorm with 4 other boys.

Me: Okay. Sure, fake Suga.

Fake Suga: I'm not fake ;(

Me: Bye hyung
Me: Wait no I didn't mean to write hyung
Me: it auto corrected

Fake Suga: text me after school Jiminie~ Hyung will miss you~