Copy and Pastes
"In hoc signo vinces." (In this sign, you will conquer).
If you have a tendency to repeat profile copy-and-pastes, post this in your profile.
If you have ever thought If I was Bella Swan, I'd tell Edward to go duel Jacob for my hand, and then run as far away as possible while they were busy,post this on your profile.
If you've ever thought, Holly! Artemis! What the bloody heck are you doing fighting Opal? Don't you know that Edward and Jacob are the root of all evil?!?! post this in your profile.
If you're a real-life grammar b* and have to stop yourself from correcting people ("Um, hello, people, it's worse, not badder.") copy this into your profile.
If you've looked a gift lama in the mouth, and soon found that they spit, post this in your profile.
I'd rather stand have to before God after living my whole life as an atheist, only to find out he's real, and say "I lived my life as a kind atheist," than to stand before God after living my whole life as a Christian and shunning people with different beliefs, and say "I lived my life as a bad Christian." If you're a die-hard Christian like me, but haven't got a problem with people with other beliefs, post this in your profile.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
92 percent of teens would die if someone told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent still alive. And would be laughing your backside off!
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.(I have entire Universes in my head)
If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"Oh, you don't like me because I'm Catholic? That's okay, I love you anyway."-Anyonymous. If you
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
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These are so much fun!
If you think of any more please review.
Thanks for reading.
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