The long awaited ( ok, ok, a day-awaited) fashion update! YYYAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry if you're not into fashion. We will have a deeply philosophical debate about the meaning of life in the next update. But even geeks need to look good.
Whats in? (For girls)
Whats in this summer (in England maybe America too)? Well, before anything else, it's summer people! Anything loose, made of thin cloth or cotton will keep you cool which is very important.
Denim shorts: found in most shops (if in England, go to primark, best shop in the world!)
Checked shirts/blouses: very fashionable, and if they're are loose are perfect for hot weather.
Transparent tops: are really in! If you're uncomfortable showing your bra, wear a vest top underneath.
Summer dresses: loads of different patterns and bright colours! Doesn't matter who you are, you'll find one to suit you! Go for above the knee hems. (I'm not a fan of dresses, but seriously, give it a go!)
Leggings: loads of colours, patterns! Stock up on different ones, they can be worn with just about anything.
Converse: duh! These have been 'in' for a while now, and fake high top converse can be bought cheaply in many colours and styles! If you're creative why not jazz them up with fake gems from as little as £1 in craft stores!
Flat slip ons: the title says it all.
This is just the kind of thing that I'm wearing this summer. It won't work for everyone, but it's my style and I love it.
Flattering clothes:
Nothing looks good on me! You wail. Never fear, help is at hand!
Jeans: skinny jeans can look good on anyone and are really in. Here's how to say no to baggy jeans and flatter your body type:
Bum: I am not joking, my bum is the size of Pluto! I'm skinny, but seriously!
Choose jeans with back pockets that sit right in the middle of your buttocks. It will make them look a hell of a lot smaller.
Colour: dark blue. They slim and elongate the legs more than black or pale blue. And let's face it, unless you're anorexicly skinny, you don't look good in lime green.
Tops:
Stripes!!!!! They are so in and if they're are close together, thin and vertical they seriously slim that pot belly.
Layering: by layering a vest top under an unbuttoned shirt/blouse with a jacket zipped up half way. Layering adds shape and structure to any figure.
Don'ts:
•Don't do double denim. It's a crime.
• Don't wear those low crotch trousers/pants. They're impractical and more than anything just look stupid.
•Purple and red, never seen dead.
• Baggy clothes. They're ok for messing about in, but they kill your figure.
• Onzies. Are. Glorified. Babygrows. Do. Not. Do. It. Sorry guys but have some mercy and don't put others through seeing you in them.
Wow. I've been watching way too much Gok's fashion fix. See ya! Better update next time.
