Hi guys! So I deleted my last chapter before most of you could read it and I swear it was nothing important. Well that's a bit of a lie. But I deleted it so its no longer part of ze book.
That's my note.
So I was watching Harry Potter the other day (who doesn't love a good bit of Harry Potter) when I realised how ridiculous the invisibility cloak is! Because, they can see the invisibility cloak to pick it up but can't see it when it's on people! And part of the bed doesn't disappear when the cloak's on it! I mean, really? And personally (this ones probably just cuz I'm a klutz) I'd trip over the hem of an invisibility cloak. And I couldn't pull it up because that would reveal my feet! I'm sorry potterheads but J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros, get your facts right!!!
So that is today's topic. And I honestly want to hear from you! Yes, you! Send in your comments about what you think is ridiculous about the story lines of books or movies! I love reading them!
Also, if you liked my rant about Harry Potter, check this out: http://youtu.be/YsYWT5Q_R_w
It's a YouTube short how Harry Potter should have ended! It's really funny and even if you don't like Harry Potter check out the How It Should Have Ended channel because these shorts are for many movies and books! If you do watch these, watch right to the end- after the credits there is normally a secret titbit!
Also I was browsing the Internet the other day and found this. I actually laughed out loud! (It's the word for word copy as I copied and pasted it off the site. I have you my full permission to copy the bit of text between the lines if you like it.)
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -
Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. - Freddie, age 6
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough. - Lynnette, age 8
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich. - Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt,
age 7
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1 ) There sure would be lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
And the favourite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck. - Ricky, age 10
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Seeya soon!
