In the morning, even a man who can lift 100kg will find it hard to lift a 1kg blanket.
The snooze button is both the worst and the best thing ever invented.
Dark circles under your eyes are evidence that mornings do punch you in the face.
In the morning, there is a huge difference between 7:00 and 7:05.
Whenever I am excited for the next morning, I ruin it by not being able to sleep the night before.
Waking up early is like playing life on "Expert" difficulty.
Falling asleep takes half an hour at night, and a second in the morning.
A cancellation of class at 8am can be the sweetest gift on my birthday in the morning.
1am: "Tomorrow I'm gonna get up early, exercise, and get a head start on a productive day."
7am: "Mmm, Nope."
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HumorWell..... I sort of changed what I was originally after so... My intent is to inform you readers about the upcoming zombie apocalypse and teach you how to survive. Every now and then there will be little chapters of facts and weird little rambles th...
