THE KIT OF LIFE
Water proof matches
GPS
Filtering water bottle
Large backpack
Ax
Portable solar gear
Rechargable flashlight
Rope
2 pocket knives
First Aid Kit
MOST IMPORTANT: Bacon
MOVE TO COLD QUARTERS
Zombies freeze in the cold, literally. With no blood circulation, zombies crumble.
DISTRACT BY DANCING
Thriller is killer. Zombies stop, drop, and dance to Michael Jackson---- Every time.
LEARN PARKOUR
Parkour means: jumping, running, or climbing to get around various obstacles in the quickest and most efficient manner possible. Start practicing.
SET UP SHOP AT COSTCO
Bulk food---- enough said
BROADCAST CAT VIDEOS
Zombies aren't immune to cute. If you can keep the cat videos coming, you'll have enough time to out run your friends
CHUCK AND RUN
Bottom line: zombies are clueless and clutzy.
ATTACK THEIR ALLERGIES
Brains look like cauliflower. 10 out of 10 zombie tests proves healthy food makes their head explode.
KICK AND CLIMB
Zombies are weak sauce. These mindless drones can't figure out how to climb.
USE DUCT TAPE
Honestly, there isn't a single situation that duct tape can't handle.
There you have it. If you dont have items or don't have skills, well...... then you are pretty much zombie food.
Good luck :D
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