what it's like to be in a joke fight with boyfriend!michael
• it started out a something stupid as hell like you drank the last capri sun or he deleted the mindy project off your dvr
• but you two just have so much fun being overdramatic with these little things
• so you both give each other the silent treatment for a good ten minutes before the war of slamming things begins.
• he'll overdramatically stomp to the kitchen before opening the fridge just to slam it and you'll respond by smacking the remote down onto the coffee table and he'll respond with opening and shutting drawers and it goes on and on while you're both trying to hold back your laughter
• "that was really low, (y/n). i can't believe you did that to me" he'll jokes with a goofy looking glare
• "i thought you were better than this, michael. honestly."
• "and to think i wanted to get a goldfish with you..smh"
• "to think i was gonna get a pizza for us tonight, smh"
• him groaning or huffing louder and louder to make you laugh
• "that's not fair, you do that when you're really mad"
• "UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH"
• "baby, let's not fight anymore. i'm a changed man"
• "yeah we can't split up, think of the children." and you'd both look to the picture of alex and jack posing with you on the mantel place
• and you'll both break into a giggle fit because its just so fun
• "ok but really you owe me more capri sun"
• and when you smirk and tell him now, he moves you off his lap,gets up off the couch, throws his hands in the air, and yells "i want a divorce"
• "we're not—"
• "a divORCE"
• ten minutes later, he pops his head into the doorway with a grin "wanna make out?"
