•'daddy is gonna raise you to be just as cool as him, it's tough but I think you'll make a good little rocker'
•'Hey weren't your eyes blue yesterday?'
•'nICE my kid changes colour!!'
•Keeping his son's crib in his room instead of the nursery so getting up in the middle of the night is easier because he's still lazy af
•Calling it the cool dude hangout zone
•Michael calling his mum for help because 'babies don't like pizza sauce? Shit'
•Taking the stroller to go for a walk in the park because they haven't left the house in 8 days
•Breaking the stroller halfway through the walk and having to abandon it before quickly making their way home
•'Maybe we'll just not go for walks'
•Baby taking forever to latch on to the bottle he made at 2am and by the time he does its cold and the crying begins again
•'I know son, I want boobs too'
•Feeding the baby while watching the TV and seeing an identical pair of green eyes looking up at him while sucking hungrily.
•'please stop pulling my hair I don't have much left'
•'Wtf why do you have more hair than me you are LITERALLY 3 months old'
•Inviting all the boys over at once as soon as he's sure he can handle any situation
•'Please hold him gently he is very small for a Clifford'
•'nO Calum give him here'
•'So uncle Luke's your favourite huh?.....oh my god I'm raising a nerd'
•Buying a tiny toy guitar for Christmas and it's the only toy which isn't broken in the toy chest because it makes a cool noise
•Having lil Clifford on his shoulders when they're outside because he loves to play with his hair and Michael forgot his hat again
•'We do nOT eat crayons'
•His son's first word being 'dada' resulting in Michael crying in the middle of the supermarket
•Teaching him how to speak meaning that baby Clifford has the little Aussie lilt that his daddy and uncles do
•Michael being proud when people admire how similar they look, especially with matching t-shirts
•Sending lil Clifford off to school with a TMNT bag and his school hat on for the first time, and Michael smiling because hey look, he hasn't screwed up his awesome and loving and smart baby after people said he would
A/N
a little less conversation and a little more touch my body
