weed man gets tumblr. weed man happy. weed man smoke weed everyday. he see rat. remind him of zach. he eat croissant. the he drops it. "GOD DAMMIT BOI U MADE ME DROP MAH CROISSANT" he yelled. selena gomez has a concert. weed man dont care. weed man log off. weed man then logs in again. he forgot his password. weed man crys. weed man throws eggs at tumblr. weed man evolves into pepe and crys even more. weed man again. hello. its me. adele then gives weed man a lamp and leaves. weed man cri cuz he love lamp. lamp makes him happy. he go on youtube and watch markiplier. markiplier come to weed man house and blesses him with 1000 pizza. pizza is gr8. weed man cant handle all this so he watches youtube rewind 2015. weed man cri and scream cuz he hear mcr from outside. he jumps up from his laptop and throws himself out the window. he see mcr fan af and he becomes emo. emoness makes him tired so mexican taco man and wife shoot him with jacksepticeyes sam. weed man better and sam makes weed man happy. septiplier is real. anyway, wife gets zach the rat and weed man, wife, and zach the rat move to sea world.sea world doesnt have houses wtf is that aboot. the poot attack weed man but wife with her sass ass smacks poot and demi lovato sings confident. weed man and wife go back home with zach and zach tired and so are weed man and wife so they all go to sleep and weed man steals phil lesters stress mushroom and build a shrine for phan. goodnite my dank memes. stay dank.
