an: IM ZARIEL AF
weed man and wofe go to pet store. they buy another rat. they name it Ariel. wofe and weed man go home with ariel. zach slep and wofe blast 2ne1. zach wak up and cri. why tf is der another rat. Ariel say hi and zach the rat cri even more. zach hide under a blanket. Ariel sad bc she feels rejected. later zach and Ariel befriend one another. they listen to attila. and then they go to Justin bieber and meet Justin. they cri before the concert. and.. after. they cried throughout the whole concert. then they go home and eat food. weed man and wofe order Chinese food and Ariel and zach eat all the fortune cookies and chicken. weed man mad bc he likes chicken. wofe ded bc she loves fortune cookies. then they hear that the fire teaser by bts is out. they screech louder than Dan Howells trust fall scream. then they watch the teaser and die. then faith the dank meme lord come and take their life. which they do not have. then faith mad and go home and make out with bf. then fifth harmony drop 7/26 and weed man ded. apparently everyone is ded.
