weed man go to apple store and get iPhone 46. he happy with iPhone 46 and show it to wofe. wofe jealous. the iPhone is unrealistically huge. zach the rat almost dies bcuz the iPhone almost crushes him. wofe is determined to throw the iPhone out the window. but wofe cannot do that bcuz it'll break parts of the house. wofe doesn't have insurance. weed man goes to eBay and buys a case for the iPhone. he finds a water proof fire proof dirt proof cat proof Rat proof snow proof fish proof trash proof school proof mom proof wife proof shoe proof chicken proof wall proof case. he buys it and spends 1 cent. weed man is now poor. but wofe got hella money. weed man borrow money from wofe. weed man ends up taking all wofe's money.weed man buy weed man 439 blaze it. tøp is stressed out bcuz of car radio. tøp doesn't have insurance. Selena Gomez can't keep her hands to herself and steals sun glasses from a old man. weed man look at Selena Gomez and he flys away with iPhone 46. wofe is trampoline and bounces her way to hot topic. wofe comes back more emo than usual. zach goes to Melanie Martinez concert. zach comes home and sins. weed man listens to fifth harmony. "7/27" says the unbelievably expensive apple door. weed man flys to Mars and sleeps and dreams about sin. wofe goes to the super market and buys frosted sins. then sin !
