Christmas break has finally arrived. Thank god. Now, i am going to tell you a story about the recent occurrances in my family. Normally i go to my grandmother's house for christmas, and my aunt comes all the way from dallas to visit. But recently my aunt has been placed under house arrest for drunk driving. Lol. Dumbass. And she is wearing an ankle monitor. Fucking hilarious. She doesnt want my grandmother, her mother, to know about the situation, so she is making me and my family come, and keep us between her and my grandmother during the celebration. And then there is my aunts brother aj, who has pissed off a large number of my family because of his constantly being pissed at the world. Sounds like me. Twins. Anyway, he says i can have all his presents. SCORE. Yush.
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My Life: The Spider Web
HumorHere I shall tell you, in depth, The happenings and occurrences of each and every day of my life. I warn you now, that my life is simply not normal. I hereby state that those of you who find my story to disrupt your everyday lives in such a way that...
