Aries: send my ashes up in a firework.
Taurus: put my ashes in a strawberry shortcake and then bury the cake.
Gemini: put my body and pictures of me in a museum for everyone to see.
Cancer: give my ashes to my true love.
Leo: wait, I am not going to die. *flicks hair*
Virgo: give all of my belonging to charity.
Libra: I die in honour.
Scorpio: I will rule the heavens. Mwa ha ha
Sagittarius: I will make a difference in hell and turn it into a good place!
Capricorn: I won't forget you all. *cries*
Aquarius: I will make heaven a place you would never want to be in.*evil grin*
Pisces: Send my ashes to another dimension. Preferably fictional.
