Clara Jane
"Wear this."Gale handed his helmet of his Harley Davidson motorcycle to me."I don't want you to die."
"Neither do I want myself to die."I hissed snatching the helmet and chucking it on.It stinks!
"Your helmet smells like fish!"I complained to Gale.
"You can't expect everything I own to smell like mint and apples do you?"
"True."
"Wait! Stop!"
"Calum?!"I squeaked in surprise upon seeing Calum Brood coming over with a brooding expression,he looked especially stormy.
"I'm taking her Waters!"Calum announced pulling me off Gale's billion dollar bike.
"No!"
Gale and Calum were about to rip both my arms out from the snatching and tugging.I myself was about to be split in half.
"LET GO OF ME MOTHERFUCKS!"I yelled at the top of my lungs and angrily slapped both wankers.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"I screeched at an astonished Gale and Calum.
Gale flipped his incredible side swept hair and retaliated.
"I-I LOVE YOU CLARA!"
Gale announced so suddenly Calum chocked.
"NO! I LOVE HER!"Calum fought back by punching Gale in the nuts.
"Ha! My nuts are injected with PURE steroids!They are as hard as steel!"
"I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS CLARA! I WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP!"Dylan who appeared out of thin air injected,proposing a teddy bear and plane tickets to Maldives.
"Run away with me!"He whispered,eyes full of hope.
"No you don't!"Gale cried snatching Dylan's gifts,Dylan screamed and grabbed at Gale's embellished hair.
"No don't listen to them!"Freddy came running over.
"I Fredrikson Petersoman Gayman love you Clara Jane! I pretended to be gay for ten years just to be near you! I don't even like faux coats!" Freddy said tearing off his mink coat and throwing it disdainfully on the ground.
"I did it all for you."Freddy said reaching for my cheek which Dylan stopped and wrestled him to the ground.
Just then a red Bugatti pulled up,inside Zac Efron winked and presented me an expensive bouquet of diamond encrusted german roses.
"Will you Clara Jane Madison Oddman do the honour of marrying me and having many beautiful babies and giving each of them surrealistic names like Lily Crystal Zlara Jade Efon?"Zac proposed revealing a twenty carat diamond ring.
"OH MY GOD HELL YES!?"I screamed in absolute delight."You're Zac fucking Efron?!"
Whooping loudly I hopped into Zac's car flipped both of the idiots off who gawked stupidly at us and we rode into the sunset to begin our new chapter in Hawaii with many children,money and overly dramatic family feuds that are bound to precede.
With Dylan the miserable unrequited love intrest chasing pathetically on.
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And that guys is how a proper romance story should end.Zac ALWAYS gets the girl.
The end.
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