Clara Jane
"He sent you home? Ohmygosh Clara! That's dope and sweet!"Freddy squealed unable to control his excitement.
"Shush!I don't want anyone to know!"I said to Freddy.Beside me Junie laughed.
"Wait isn't that Victoria? What's she doing here?"Junie pointed out.
Sure enough it was Victoria Sapphire,most notable for being the most popular girl in school and Gale's famous ex girlfriend.Victoria had the tendency of wearing tiny clothes so small,so small they might fall right off her.
"She's walking over here!"Junie said.Moments later Victoria has her pimped butt on our cafeteria table,right on top of my favorite book; Altitudinal distribution patterns of alpine plants.
It was my favourite book because I am boring and half a human being.
"I'm a very straight foward person, Clarence John was it?"She slurred pulling her white blond hair back.
"Clara Jane actually."
"Whatever.I'm here to issue you a warning.Back.Off.From.My.Man."Victoria said menacingly.
"Who? Leon the night guard?"I tried for humor.Freddy laughed but Victoria didn't.
"Listen Clarice Joe,nobody touches Gale,he's mine.Even if he had dumped me last year.As I always say to all my competition;Nails off."
"Wait but how do you even know about -"
With that Victoria Sapphire got her butt off and walked away,her Prada heels clicking annoyingly on the ground.How I even knew they were prada is a mystery.
"Girl that bitch ratchet!"Freddy said once she was out of sight.
"Better bid what Victoria says Clar,she's bad news."Junie says cowering with fear.
Victoria Rubie Angelica Thompson Margarete Sapphire was the perfect girl for Gale Andrew Cohen Waters multimillionaire guitar strumming ice skating shark hunting play/bad boy.
I,Clara Jane Madison Elizabeth Oddman,was nothing.
Even though we human beings have rights and we can claim whatever we want with effort and hard work.For a ditch poor girl with a bipolar mood and the beauty of Audrey Hepburn(without my colossal whopping glasses) I was feeling so low and self un-loved.
I could have easily punched Victoria and let her have it.I stood up for myself many times before,I don't know why I wouldn't do so now.Weird.
I nodded at Freddy and Junie.I have to completely avoid and ignore Gale Andrew Waters for my own sake even if he did nothing wrong.
Lunch passed dully away and before I knew it,it was calculus.Where Gale Andrew Waters would be there,beside me.
I would ignore him.
No matter how wrong it is.
Why it was wrong in the first place didn't even make any sense.Firstly I've never spoken to Gale before in my life,yesterday was the first time.Secondly it wasn't like we were dating or anything.Thirdly I still could have stood up for myself and slapped that b*tch.
"Isn't that Calum Brood?"Freddy suddenly said.
Once again I turned to see where my friends were pointing.How easily one can point at someone and the other party not caring you were pointing fingers at.
Sure enough it was Calum Brood.Calum was our school's famous bad boy.Other than Gale Waters who was more famous for being our school's heartthrob douche bag.
As if on cue,the whole cafeteria quietened down,as if Calum's presence alone scarred them.All the students were watching intently,as he scanned the cafeteria,and he locked gazes with me.What? Has a bird made a nest in my hair?
Calum was in his usual get up,black all the way.Black leather jacket,black motorcycle boots,black jeans,shirt.Unlike Gale,Calum had dark hair and dark eyes the colour of an endless pit.He was heading towards our un popular table.I wondered why.He was second in the hottie list.
"Clara Jane?"He said when he reached our table,black eyes staring.
"Ye-yes sir."I stammered feeling fear.He was intimidating.
Beside me Junie slapped my arm.
"Did you seriously just call him sir?!"Junie hissed.
I made brain talk with her.
"Yes I did! He's frightening!"
"But he's our age!"
"You know you just said everything out loud?"Calum interrupted.
I turned to Calum,he was wearing a smile now.I don't know if that is a good thing or not.
"Listen Clara,I'm here to ask you on a date."
I chocked on my water,wetting poor Freddy who screamed.
What the hell?
"S-sorry?"I asked.Was he kidding?
Calum Brood only dated the most hottest chicks in our school.He was also most famous for sleeping by roadsides and leading his motorcycle gang into victory with other motorcycle gangs.Once he brought a junior to her homecoming dinner.That junior died.
Of an allergic reaction to pecans.
"Er why are you asking me? Freddy here is notably smoking."I said.
"I don't date dudes.I want you."Calum said curtly.Freddy looked hurt.
Whaaaaaaat?
"Sorry sir-"I begun.Junie smacked me again.
"Sorry Calum,I'm not interested in your offer."I corrected.Hopefully he would take the cue and leave.Me alone.
First Gale? Victoria? Now Calum? Who next? Zac Efron?
"you're afraid of me."Calum said gruffly.He looked menacing.
"A-am not."I stammered.What the hell? Of course I was intimidated!He was a motorcycle gang's leader! He probably beat kittens up for fun!
"You know you just said that out loud? And no I do not beat kittens up just for fun."
Calum seemed to have softened up.
"Just one date Clara Jane? I'll show you how amazing I can be."
Junie whispered to me;"Ultimate fuckboy line!"
"I know right!"I whispered back.
Calum rolled his eyes."I'll be back Clara,just wait."
With that Calum Ethan Quinn Brood walked away,his heavy boots clacking against the cafeteria floors.Suddenly everyone's gazes were upon our table.
"Clara? When did you become hot stuff?"Someone shouted across.
"Wyatt! Ask her on a date too!"Someone challenged.
Freddy looked cautiously around before whispering"We better head to classes.Everyone will be bombarding us with questions soon."
"Clara Jane?"
A velvety voice,one I've only associated with the television asked
"ZAC FUCKING EFRON?!"I screamed when intense blue eyes met mine.
Holy shit.
HE WAS A GOD!
"Hey there,I study here now,see you around."
Zac winked and smiled his smoking hot smile that could make girls pregnant.
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Haha fun chapter to write,that cliché when suddenly the dull boring girl becomes hot stuff in a mere two days.
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Romansa*This is meant to be a gag.I do for the record write like this.* My name is Clara Jane Oddman. There are about a thousand other students named Clara in my school but they're not as quiet as me. I have two best friends in the entire world that I woul...
