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Now after you read this, don't ask.
And don't read this if your mind is still 100% pure innocence. It's not that bad though.
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Anyways, I have been thinking a lot recently,

About who tops in every ship.

So I'm technically talking boyxboy here.

And Kpop...bc I have nothing else that I'd talk about.

Anyways.

I've been thinkin-
I've already said that.

Anyways I wanted to know who tops in what relationship.

So I went on this "Mission" and got loads of pictures of loads of Kpop stars and looked at them.

Yep.

Just looked at them.

Then I kind of knew bc of his facial features.

Liek,

Their face just says "I top" and I it doesn't.

I look up their height.

Yes I know creepy.

But like, I was guessing that //I feel so awkward writing this rn// whenever your rlly tall //cringing// you //I can't type this omg// have a //forgive meh// big.....you know what //I couldn't type it lol//

So, I'm sorry for that.

Anyways.

I feel like Sehun has to top in like every relationship bc of his face and the way he looks at ppl. Like srsly it's scary.

And Mingyu...he tops....in every relationship...bc his noodle.

Then it'd probs be Simba or Sancheong //omf not the maknae//

Well,

Maybe Jenissi tops(?)

IDK WTF TEH JJ COUPLE ARE BOTH SO FEMININE I DONT KNOW

Well, yeah Imma stick on Jenissi. The maybe Nakta for everyone else.

Then....YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS NEARLY 300 WORDS LONG AND IM TALKING ABOUT TOPPING IDK WHY BUT IT JUST CAME INTO MY MIND ANYWAYS IM NOT DONE!!!

I also came here to talk about the ppl who bottom.

Now, Luhan. Thinks he can top but he can't.

Where da noodle?

I don't see one.

Thats a reason why Luhan shouldn't top.

He has no noodle.

Anyways.

Maybe... E......co

//OMG I COULDNT NOOOO//

He.....I can't imagine him topping.

I just can't.

Maybe...P-Goon and Hojoon.

Don't ask why they just look like they can't top.

And they probably can't.

Because your lookin at a Winner Winner

Let us do Winner Winner

I don't know who'd bottom and who'd top bc they all have the right to top so I'm guessing they'd to Rock Paper Scissors or something.

And Wonwoo bottoms and everyone else in svt except Mingyu bc he's a cheeky bastard.

Then......Rap Monster from B T S //HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LAUGH IM LONELY HAHAHAHA//

He just doesn't look like he could. I mean... he is the tallest in BTS and all but...he...does have the noodle but......//omg I can't say this// evryone else in Bangtan //it's happening again// has a //even more cringing// bigger.....noodle

...my nine year old sister might come in at any moment when I'm writing this....I'm gonna stop there.

IM SORRY OMG IM LEAVING

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