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okAy i think we all know who he is ;)!! ^^

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INTERESTS: girls

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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A STRANGER!

YOU: helloo

STRANGER: hi are you shay or nah

YOU: niall?

STRANGER: YES

YOU: I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING LMAO

STRANGER: dAmmit i was gonna sAY THAT

YOU: ok so i went online like 4 hrs ago and i said to this guy "is this niall" and he was like "no i am ferb wanna go out sometime" i was like lOL SHUT YOUR PEIHOLE NIALL THIS AINT FUMNY

YOU: then i said "am i supposed to laugh now ha ha" then ferb said "no i am ferb i live in a shoebox i lov touchin myself oh boobs"

STRANGER: LMfAo whAat tHe gUCL OMF

YOU: IKR

YOU: sooo watchu gonna tell me?

YOU: oh and emma watson is gorgeous shes my wife ok

STRANGER: what

YOU: what

STRANGER: oH I FORGOT U WERE LESBIAN

STRANGER: anYWAYS!!! liam gave me ur address so

STRANGER: gonna stalk u now, shay porter! >;)

YOU: U MFCKER U GET BACK HERE

*STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED*

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