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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A STRANGER!

STRANGER: pls tell me you're shay

YOU: hei duD

STRANGER: OKAY THANKS 2 U, I HV ALREADY TALKED TO A CRAZY WHITE CHICK AND A HORNY HOE

YOU: thats my fault because...?

STRANGER: BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GO ONLINE

YOU: heh

YOU: i was on date

STRANGER: HOW ABOUT FOR DAY 2, HUH?!

STRANGER: WITH A GIrl?

YOU: yup

YOU: ummmm

YOU: oh! i remember. i was w/ liam in the pet shop he wanted a hamster

STRANGER: OH! its name is perry right!!!

YOU: yeh

STRANGER: i know step#1 for MY plan

YOU: what?

STRANGER: im setting u up

YOU: WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE–

STRANGER: ISN't it great!

YOU: W/ WHOm??

STRANGER: my friend louis tomlinson

*STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED*

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