Strangers | n.h (HIATUS)

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qtpie niall ^^

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INTERESTS: girls, vaginas

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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A STRANGER!

STRANGER: heyy

YOU: are u niall

STRANGER: wtf shay??

YOU: yes its me

YOU: pls dont come over right no W

STRANGER: why

YOU: because

YOU: my cat has littered everywhere

STRANGER: liam said u hated pets

YOU: okaY FINE

STRANGER: am i allowed 2 gO OVER NOW

YOU: no the house looks like a mess

YOU: not right now

STRANGER: oh ok

STRANGER: liam also said u were a freak and u barely clean ur house

YOU: o u c j

STRANGER: ok

YOU: hey i hope thats oka–

STRANGER: whyd u put vags in ur interests?

YOU: he he

STRANGER: horny?

YOU: UR FUCKIN STUPID

YOU: i knew if i put vags i'd find u

YOU: sometime...

STRANGER: we need to put something else so whenever we put that interest in its only me & u

YOU: we need somethingreally weird and unique and embarrassing and stupid

STRANGER: alright, how about cupcakesxshitxyourmomschesthair?

YOU: jfc

STRANGER: or... darthvaderfucklukeskywalker !!! ya ;)

YOU: no wonder why no one went gay 4 u so far

STRANGER: okay. what the fUck oUCH!

YOU: HAHAHAH ok anyways

YOU: i think it should be...

STRANGER: OH i knowW!!!!!

YOU: what?

STRANGER: missiontimetobestraightasapencil !!!

*YOU HAVE DISCONNECTED*