There once was a monster
He always ate lobster
He ate dates, plates, and even skates
Caterpillars, alligators, and sometimes elevators
He ate pizza, zebras, and pita- chips
Apples, chapels, and ugh broccoli
So don't go hungry
Honey, money, and even crunchy stuff
He ate fluff, rough and tough cream puffs
I guess thats good enough
You get the idea
He'll eat anything from tortillas to North Korea
The monster was so hungry he ate-
Fish bait, steel plates, and even the golden gate- bridge
Can you believe he lost some weight?
He ate red beets, clean sheets, and soccer cleats too
Sausage meat, main street, and OUR candy treats
This monster needs to stop
The chopper won't chop
The mopper won't mop
Give me a soda pop!
"Please stop eating our things"
His light bulb went ding
"I'll just eat beijing"
*breaths heavily*
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A Series Of Randomness
PoesíaI have written a series of poems since I was seven. Not all of them are good, but here they are.
