It was the day of my 14th birthday. I fell in love with a girl who also liked shrek. It came to the moment I asked her out. I told her "Would you consider being my Fiona and living in my swamp?" She rejected me that day. I was crushed. Her words to me where "Vath is much better waifu material than you, a reincarnation of our ogrelord."
I ran away from my fears and started crying. It was during lunch time when I confessed my shrexual desires to her. It was only ten minutes after I asked her out. I felt a presence come towards me. I knew it was him. He roared a mighty powerful roar and came closer to me. He whispered in my ear, "Who's the one that hurt you lad?"
I told him the whole story.
Shrek jumped up into the air and flew all the way to find her. She was frightened. Shrek placed her right next to me and said, "I'll find this Vath you're talking about." Ten hours passed and he came back with the white haired indigo elf king known as Vath. I was frightened and the girl was fangirling over Vath. Shrek beat him to the ground and spread his legs wide open. It became to gross to go into detail. He took Vath's dead body and burned it.
Next thing I knew, I woke up at the school's hospital with the girl. Shrek brought us there and whispered in our ears, "It's all ogre now...Vath won't hurt you anymore. He got shrekt."
Shrek penetrated my butthole and let the girl know.
"If you ever hurt my swamp, I will shrek you M8."
