Battle of the Bands

The Lucky Charms to my yogurt

Just us Creeps confirms new album for 2016!

Fans ecstatic for their favorite bands come back to the music scene!

Max POV~

"Wait? Did they break up or something?" I asked Emilia. "I dont think so?" She said, searching the Lucky Charms box for all the marshmellows.
"Didn't think so, its only been like... 2 or 3 years since their last album... Why is this considered a come back?" I asked, eating another grape as I sat on the counter.
"Because people have the memories of fish?" Emilia said... Her head is stuck in the cereal box, again.
"Apparently you have the memory of a fish, remember last time you got your head stuck in there? Your ran around in circles for twenty minutes, complaining about a rainbow in your eye!" She laughed from inside the box.
"Hey, you were no help! I ended up wandering to a Wal Mart parking lot and getting lost in a hole!" I choked on a grape from laughter.
"Shhhhhhhhh, I helped you eventually." She crossed her arms. "Yeah, after posting a video on YouTube."
"It got 2 million views!" I tried to lighten the mood, didn't work. "Why are we talking about this again?" Emilia asked.
I shrugged, then realizing she couldnt see me through the box. "I dont know."
Just then, Lainey, MC (most retarded nickname ever), and Jayden burst through the door with retarded smiles on their faces.
"Guys and Gays! We have a new song!" I facepalmed. "MC, Im not a guy or a gay." I remarked. "But bitch Im both." Lainey said... Being sassy as always.
"Amen, slut." Emilia remarked, they fist bumped.
"Anyway, what's the song about?" I asked, Jayden smiled. "Glad you asked, its about Emilia's failed relationship with Patrick Stump." Emilia started choking on those artificial brightly colored marshmellows.
"Really dude, you had to throw shade?" She asked, chugging her Rock star.

Drew POV~

"Yay! Its been so long since Long Terms! We're back bitches!" Cameron shouted, high fiving everyone.
                 "So, anybody have any songs?" Elliot asked. "Yeah, I have like 90 million half finished ones." I said, blowing a bubble from my bubble blower.
                "Did you have that 5 seconds ago?" Calamity asked, I shrugged. "Maybe... Or maybe Im magic!" I said, intensely, of course I ruined it by tripping and falling on my face.
                 "Smooth Drew, smooth." Cameron mumbled, trying to balance a spoon on his face.
                 "Now I want yogurt!" Elliot said randomly, falling onto the couch. "Oh yogurt your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey yogurt, hey yogurt." He whisper sang to the pillow his face was buried in.
                 I just lied on the floor, staring at the ceiling fan. "Oh ceiling fan, oh ceiling fan, give me insparation." Fucking writers block.

Damn...

                 "Guys, I think Ive gots it." Calamity said, standing in her chair.

"Just leave me alone with the darkness."

"What if I dont wanna fight this."

"YOGURRRTTT DONTTTTT LET ME BE AAAAA LONNEERRRRR!

YOUR AMAZINGGGGF ESPECIALLY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIIIPPSS!

CHEESECAKE YOU ARE MY FAVORITEEEEE

YOGURRTTTT YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS  MEEEEEEEEE!"

"Dude, you ruined the flow."

"Not the yogurt flow."

"That was actually a good beat, we could use it."

"See, my yogurt arts are amazing."

"You say yogurt one more time and imma slap you."

"Sorry..."

"I missed this."

"Same."

"Same."

"Same."

"Honestly, this has been all the rage! Kids With Broken Hearts and Just Us Creeps releasing albums in THE SAME MONTH! There will be a World War III on Twitter! And let's not forget the drama between the band mates! Lead singer and bassist of Just Us Creeps Calamity Stones has said she doesn't see much competion, and Jayden Lanes lead singer of Kids With Broken Hearts says hes up for the challenge! Everyone's on the edge of their seats for the two bands first real life meeting, and everyone's bets are on the hopes of this turning into a BATTLE OF BANDS! Im Margret Houser, and this was Music, NVZ!"

Calamity POV~

                  "What? I didn't say that! You little fuckers!"

Jayden POV~

                  "Not much of a competion, huh? We'll show you competion cocky bitch."

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