Battle of the Bands

BFF BEST FUCKING FRIENDS

Max POV~

                 Everyone was talking about all the scenarios that could go down when we meet them, some were good others were awkward... And the others somehow turned into 50 shades of Gray? Or 50 shades of gay as Lainey would say.
                 "What if we all become best friends! And we go on camping trips! And we'll have Christmas together! And everyone will be happy! And what if our kids are best friends! And-." Lainey cut MC off.
                 "Bitch! Im supposed to be the flaming homosexual here!" He snapped, we laughed and MC made this weird angry face.
                  Eventually we got so bored that we started singing songs in Derp voices.
                 "GIRL LOVE GIRL AND BOYYYYY. NEVER DID THINK I WOULD BE CAUGHT WAY YOU CAUGHT MEHHHH!!!! COZ GIRL LOVE GIRL AND BOYYYYY!!!! LOBE NOT CHOICE!"
                 What made us stop was Jayden slamming on the breaks, Emilia and Lainey weren't wearing seatbelts so they hit their heads.
                  "That worked." Jay laughed. "Fuck you! And your butt face!" Emilia frowned.
                 Everyone got out of the car, and Calamity came to greet us, I smell pickles... Great, now I want a pickle.
                 "Hi! Its great to finally meet you guys!" Everybody was saying hi and being normal humans (kinda not really), and I was standing in a corner trying to sniff out the hiding pickle!
                 "Oh, this is Max by the way, she's kinda acting off... Usually she's kinda the sane one." Jayden remarked.
                 Elliot, Cameron, and Drew came over waving. "Sup! We love your guitar solos in Acid Paradise!" Cameron said, smiling.
                  "I smell pickles." Is all I said, Elliot's face lost expression. "Do you know where the pickles are?" I asked him, he nodded sheepishly.
                 "Can I have a pickle?" I would've demanded but I didn't know these people.
                 Elliot walked away, and that's when I saw MC, Emilia, Lainey, and Jayden laughing their asses off at how awkward the whole ordeal is.
                 "H- here... I hid them in the sound booth." He looked like a five year old caught doing something.
"How did you smell that from in here?" Drew asked.
"Bitch please, she probably smelled them from outside!" Lainey answered for me. "I did actually." I added, they laughed, good impressions Max! Good impressions!

8 hours laterrrr~~~~~

Drew POV~

I freaking love these persons! We've been talking in the studio all freaking day! There really hasn't been a single lol in conversation, other then the silence of spin the bottle... Not gonna speak of that ever again (MC needs to wear less chapstick).
"Okay, okay... Emilia! Truth or dare?" Cameron asks.
"Or." She says automatically, Max threw a pillow at her. "Bitch, for Real!" She said after throwing it, Emilia laughed.
"Fine... Truth... Mostly because I dont wanna lick the bottom of someone else's foot." Hehehe she licked the bottom of Hayden's foot.
"Okay... Uhhh.... Is it true you and Patrick Stump broke up because he cheated?" Everyone made an "oooooo" noise.
"Too far bro... Too far." I told him, he awkwardly laughed and Emilia almost spit out her drink.
"Is that the rumor everyone came up with?" She asked, me, Calamity, Cameron, and Elliot all nodded. The other five laughed.
"No! We broke up because we weren't ready for adult shit." She admitted.
"That's disappointing!" Elliot said jokingly.
"Shut the fuck up!" Emilia snapped, laughing.
"Guys, we gotta go! My family is gonna be here in like an hour." Max said, standing up.
"Awwwww, but MaxiPad!" Everyone said in unison, she almost fell from laughter.
"You twats! Why did you tell them my unwanted nickname!" She shouted from the floor.
"Bye guys! See ya later! Bye bitches!" The five said, leaving us in our tiny studio.
"I feel so empty now..." Elliot said, poking his stomach.

MC POV~

My hand looks like a butterfly when I intertwine my fingers the right way... Look! Theres a dog! Oh shit it just got hit by a car... Sorry pup!

Jayden POV~

I need deodorant... Can they smell me... Can they hear my thoughts? BLINK 4 TIMES IF YOU CAN HERE ME! I said blink fuckers!

Lainey POV~

I have to convince Max and Emilia to get another Mani- pettie with me... My nails look like dead marshmellows. Oooo I really want smores! Maybe I can make some in the microwave...

Max POV~

I love you sister... But stop fucking texting me!!! Hehehee the cat tried to jump out the window... LOL, wait,.. The car just tried to commit suicide,.. Fuck, I'll just say LOL as in... Lots of love!!! Hehehehe best cover up ever.

Emilia POV~

Do people really get their vaginas waxed? I think that would feel like Satan (me) putting his hand on your junk... Then pranking the shit out of you by having glue on his hand... Then pulling away quickly... Fuck you Satan...