Battle of the Bands

Fuck Your Logic

Unknown Persons POV~

                  "Dad... Dad... Im having a panic attack." I told my father, he looked at me confused, but I was staring at something else.
                 "Sweety, do you see another Tyler Dun look alike?" He asked, I sighed.
                 "Its Tyler Joseph, and no... Its Kids With Broken Hearts!" I tried so hard not to shout.
                 "Why do they have broken hearts? Are they out of a Twig light novel or something?" I laughed at her.
                 "Okay, that was so funny... But no. Their a band I really like, oh my lord Jesus they looked at me... Laineys eyes are so much brighter in real life." I rambled, falling onto the cushioned booth.
                 "Your father seems to know them." My dad said, I sat up quickly, hitting my head on the table... Fuck you table.
                 No freaking Gerard Way...  My other dad is talking to my role models. Imma go die now.
                 "Wait, is that? It is!" No, father dont leave me. He walked up to the group of people and just started talking to Jayden Lanes THE JAYDEN LANES KNOWS MY FUCKING FATHERSSS!!!!
                 Benji Dad called me over, and I just died... They're looking at me... I wanna touch Max's hair... Stop breathing so heavily...
                  "Hi! What's your name sweety?" Lainey asked, oh my lord he radiates sass!
                 "L- L- Lizzy..." I stuttered, I did better than I thought I would! Food job Lyns!
                 "That's a nice name." MC remarked.
                 "Can I just say... I love you guys... And Just Us Creeps of course, I know you guys are in a battle but... Im just a big fan." Hey, I stopped from rambling! High five for effort fuck yeah!
                 "Really? Banjo Ferdinand I'm so proud! You raised an emo!" Emilia laughed, can I touch her piercings?
                 "Never did I think that would happen." Jayden added in.
                 "Okay! Later guys!" Both of them dragged me back to our table, I frowned at them.
                "What! But- famous people! Lizzy wanna talk to!" I stuttered awkwardly.
                 "Nope! If we stayed for a little longer, they would've started embarrassing us on purpose."  Dad Fer said.

Emilia POV~

                 How do people make their napkins birds? Like, I cant perfect folding a straight line down a piece of paper, but you can make fucking bird... I guess Im still mad about Philgon... I threw him in the air... Now hes on a roof.
                 Wait, someone asked me a question.
                 "So, Milia? When are you gonna get married? Since Max's wedding is soon." Her aunt asked me, I smiled awkwardly...   
                  "Uummm, when I fall in love?" I said like "obviously".
                  "Girl, your in love... You just dont wanna admit it." Lainey added.
                  "Really, you just had to say something?" I asked, he nodded.
                 "What? I didn't say anything when you were talking to yourself about napkin birds." I laughed.
                 "I said that out loud?" I asked, he shook his head.
                 "No, Im magic." Food was sat in front of us as I looked at him disbelievingly.

Max POV~

                  Marcus and I sat in silence as my family rambled on about how this was gonna be "a traditional white wedding", and how "your dress will be the perfect white"... Of course we're sitting here like "bitch my maid of honor is gonna wear a tux". 
                 Our food came and was sat in front of us, and right as I took a bite... "So, sweetheart, when are you gonna have kids and give up this band dream?" My grandmas sister asked, I spit out my god damn French fry.
                 "Im sorry what?" I turned to her, Marcus already braced himself for where this is going.

Calamity POV~

                 After KWBH left we started on a new song for the new album, and were getting side tracked by Elliot's constant mention of food.
"Maybe we can start with a really bad ass guitar solo and then-." Cameron was interrupted. "Then I could play drums with drum sticks!" He said, falling onto the couch... Like the potato he is.
Just then I get a phone call from the king of potato's himself.
"What's up loser?" "We're going shopping!" "Seriously?" "No, that was a reference smart ass." "Shut up Im slow." "I think I know that by now..." "Why you call?" "Wanna hang out? If your not busy of course." "Yeah, Elliot's been not so subtly dropping hints hes hungry. Where?" "Park, 30 minutes." "K, bye!" "Bye."
He hung up and the guys knew who was on the phone by the smile on my face and the blush.
"Your blushing Cal." Drew said. "No Im not!" I shouted. "Really? Why are your cheeks red?" Cameron asked. "I got slapped...." Awesome defense idiot. "You got slapped? While you were on the phone?" Elliot asked, I nodded quickly and left embaressed.

Marcus POV~

Dammit, I lost her! Max ran out after her great aunt told her her dreams weren't worth time and she should be a housewife. I tried running after her, but I dont sports or track, so I ended up sitting on the curve with my face in my hands.
I eventually got up, and saw a familiar pair of converse hanging off the edge of a slide.
"Max?" I yelled, running over to the childless park. When I got to her, I saw she was crying.
"To make you feel better... Im gonna have to climb up here aren't I?" She nodded, and I sighed. Why is this pole so slippery!?
I sat on the rubber platform, hugging Max from behind. "Why cant they just be happy with my choices... Not even happy, they just dont voice their opinions."
"Sweety, you sound like the opposite of what YOUR band tells people to do." I tried to say jokingly.
"That's different... My family needs to shut their mouths, not everyone else." She said, laughing dryly.
"Well, maybe Lainey." I added, she laughed again and turned towards me.
"We should probably meet up with everyone." I said, standing up, and helping her.
"Wrong! We're playing in this park!" Emilia yelled from the swings.
Max grabbed my hand and ran towards a slide, dragging me down with her.
"Why are we six year olds?"

Calamity POV~

When I got to the park, I saw a few familiar faces, along with Luke's of course...
"Hey! These people have been here since I showed up... I dont know where they came from." Luke said, as I approached him.
"I know them... Watch this." I turned towards the park.
"GERARD WAY IS SASSIER THAN LAINEY SPARKS!" As if on cue, all 5 of them stopped what they were doing and went silent.
"YOU WANNA GO BITCH! JAY HOLD MY EARRINGS! IVE GOTTA TEACH THIS ILLITERATE TWAT A LESSON!- oh hey Cal!" Lainey went from angry to nice in a shplit second.
"Well... Gerard is pretty sassy." Luke started, way to set him off again dude.
"Fight me hoe!" Lainey entered a fighting stance.

"Kids With Broken Hearts guitarist Lainey Sparks seen in a local park trying to start a fight with 5 Seconds Of Summer member Luke Hemmings! Also reported Hemmings girlfriend Just Us Creeps Calamity Stones was there, along with everyone else from KWBH! No fight happened, but Sparks sure did look ready to throw a punch!

Lainey POV~

"You know how they know no fight happened?" I asked Jayden, laying my head on his shoulder.
"How?" He asked.
"That bitch is still alive."