heya Undyne (i really hope I didnt fuck up, feel free to correct me) waddup?
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(Nah, you got it)
Undyne jumped up, as if she was waiting for a question.
"Eh, not much," she smiled, leaning on Alphys. She blushed and tried to get Undyne off of her but to no avail.
"Just, you know. Hanging around I guess. It's been kinda boring around here for the past few days."
"Wh- what she means is," Alphys started, "is that she's been..sleeping. We pulled a few all nighters watching anime, and she couldn't take it."
Undyne shook her head, hiding a yawn. "Whaaat? I can take it. I can take anything! I could take your bra right now if I wanted to."
Alphys covered her face, blushing immensely. "U- Undyne, just- stop.."
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Hmm, what about a cooking puzzle?
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"GOOD CHOICE!" Papyrus beamed. "I'LL TEACH YOU TO MAKE THE BEST OF THE BEST PUZZLES! BUT FIRST, TO MAKE THAT PUZZLE, YOU'LL NEED TO KNOW HOW..." He paused. Mostly for suspense. "TO MAKE SPAGHETTI!!"
Sans shot up. "uh, bro? not a good idea. order out or something. use that."
"AH, SANS. YOU FUNNY BONE-"
"heh."
"NEVERMIND. SPAGHETTI TIME!"
"Why are you even using spaghetti?" Undyne asked, knowing that Papyrus can't cook at all because of her.
"BECAUSE EVERYONE IS FULL AND WON'T EAT IT RIGHT NOW."
"..Yeah, full. Makes sense!"
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Okay... Mettaton? Boasting... How exactly do you do that right?
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"Well," Mettaton started, still sitting/posing on the table. "You'll need to know the other's weaknesses. Their flaws. Use that to your advantage, but don't go too far."
He ate a grape, then continued. "Be on the same subject their flaw is on. Scenario: their hair is terribly terrible. Boast about how stylish yours is. It'll make them want to be you even more! That's where the ratings come in."
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