Kristanna is cooking dinner and sketching ideas for Ray clothing line.
TV:
Host- Welcome back, everybody! We are still here with best-selling author Walter Milsap.
Walter- What I try to get women to understand is that times have changed, but your playbook hasn’t. I’ve gotten thousands of mindless letters from women and the mindless men problems.
Kristanna gets a text from Ray
Text:
Babe: Mind if I hang with the guys? I’ll pick up pizza on the way home….. Xoxo
Kristanna-Why does he always blow me off for the niggas!
Turning off the stove and pouring her a glass of wine meant for dinner.
TV:
Host- We have a question in the audience.
???- Hi, Walter. I’ve been living with my boyfriend for 5 years and im wondering why he hasn’t popped the question.
Walter- You haven’t required him to.
Kristanna-hhhmmm…
At Eagle Rock:
Myles Trying to hit on a girl tipsy.
Roc- You see Myles over there trying to pull that PYT?
All the boys turn to look at Myles.
Prince- Oh, she bed as hell!
Roc- See, think like that, you lose the game before you even step in.
Prodigy- What you talking about?
Roc- Watch and see.
Myles come back to the table all salty. Now Roc gets up and tries to go at her. After playing his game he slowly walks back to the table.
Myles- You got shoot down didn’t you?
Roc whispers and count on his fingers 1, 2, and 3
Girl- Wait.
Roc smirks and turn around.
Myles- She calling him back for another round of crazy.
Girl- Here.
Giving him her number.
Myles- She probably shot him down. Twice.
Roc comes back and sit down with the guys.
Myles- Crazy, right? Man.
Roc- She actual gave me her damn number.
Giving ray a dap.
Guys- ooooooooohhhhhh!
Diggy- The mindless brotha strikes again!
Ray- How great is Kristanna, man?
Showing Prodigy the text she sent him.
Prodigy- Nice.
Roc- She’s a phenomenal girl. I just don’t understand why she with this nigga.
Myles- Nobody does.
Prodigy- How good is your credit?
Ray- It’s up. Low 400, 430?
Myles- Goddamn! A 430? You can’t even get a Discover card!
Myles Phone rings.
On the phone:
Sha’NayNay- MYLES!
Myles- Yes, Nay. Nay, listen to what I’m trying to say! I don’t care! Then go head and take the shit out the garage! Take the whole damn garage then! Here’s what I want…hello…hello. Nay? I don’t like that!
Roc laughing shaking his head.
Diggy- Hey, Myles. When the divorce going to be final?
Myles- If I had to guess, like four weeks, 367 hours, 22 minutes and 32 seconds. That’s just a guess.
Ray- who’s counting!
Roc- You know what we should do? We should take Myles out for celebration game night.
Prince- I can’t do Sunday. This Sunday, dinner with my ma. Little Mexican food action (Gco)
Ray- That’s ever Sunday.
Diggy- I can’t do Sunday either. Daniel has a Violin recital.
Prodigy- My God, dude, your kid has too many recitals.
Myles- Wait your son plays violin?
Diggy- And Cello.
Myles- Yo, he’s gay.
Diggy- Playing the violin don’t make you gay.
Myles- Yes it does.
Diggy- Name one gay violinist.
Myles- Your son.
Roc- Listen just come on dude and you’re going to miss that for another recital.
Diggy- YES!
Ray- Your son sucks anyway.
Diggy- Really -_-
Prince- How bout I get my mom to cook for us cookies and Mexican food.
Myles- Prince, I almost punched you in your damn face just now, man. And I was going to add a head butt. I’m not going over your mama house to celebrate my damn divorce party!
Prince- We gotta eat. We can start there…
Myles- I don’t wanna eat with your mom!
Prince- Look she just got the new Tyler Perry, For Colored girls on Blu-ray.
Prodigy- Let me tell you what happens Janet gets AIDS and some crazy dude throws his kids out the window.
Roc- Lets party now!
Give a cheers with out Prince and everybody mugg him
Prince- Fine all right!
Roc- Life is great may it never change!
Boys cheer.
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Behave like you're Mindless (MB love story) ON HOLD
Ficção AdolescenteWhen a group of friends find out their women have been using Walter Milsap book, Act Like A Lady, Behave like your Mindless, to manipulate them in relationships, they respond by using this knowledge to regain the upper hand. This book follows four s...