Kristanna Pov:
Kristanna is at her boutique where she designs her clothes with her assistant, Rosie.
Kristanna- I finally get it.
Rosie- Get what?
Kristanna- Getting Ray to propose is like getting Ray to paint the kitchen or do his hair. It’s not gonna happen unless I require him to. And I haven’t been doing a damn thing.
Rosie- Hhhhmmm.
Kristanna- You know we go halfies on everything. Since college.
A couple walks in and the wife is pregnant.
Rosie- Hi, Welcome!
Kristanna- Congratulations!
Nija (Wife) - Thank you! Six months.
Husband- And we can’t wait!
They start walking around.
Kristanna- See that’s a man who’s mindless. He knows what he wants and has. I sell my designs for a living and I live in a conjunction house for the boys. Last Valentine’s Day the boys were there.
Rosie- So, you’re saying, you’re…
Kristanna- OMG!! I’m one of the boys, but with a vagina!
Rosie- So, You’re going to trick him into giving you a ring?
Kristanna- Not trick, require.
Rosie- It’s been nine years tho. So, what’s makes you think he’s going to change?
Kristanna- I got new info.
Rosie- You do!
Kristanna- Yeah, because Walter says “don’t hate the Mindlessness…”
TV:
Walter- Change the game.
The boys are at the gym playing horse.
Diggy- It’s your turn.
Ray misses the shot.
Roc- H-O you’re a ho.
Ray- Really? Hoe! I’ve been with the same women for nine years!
Roc- Not ho like a “whore”. Ho like Punk ass bitch. How is Kristanna??
Ray- She incredible! We were up all night listening to Kanye. She loved it!
Diggy makes a shot backwards.
Roc- She does it… She does it for you.
Ray- I know my girl, okay?
Roc- She does all that shit for you and trust me deep down she's thinking…
Moves to Kristanna Pov when she in the house.
Kristanna- This is some silly-ass a shit.
Kristanna looks around the house and sees all of Rays stuff.
Kristanna- No wonder Ray hasn’t proposed yet, he hasn’t gone through puberty yet! It’s time for spring cleaning.
Back at the gym with the boys. Myles is on the phone.
Myles- That’s your problem, Sha’NayNay. You never listen, you just talk. I’m coming tomorrow. Listen, Nay… I’m not going back and forth….. (Click) Hello? AGAIN!!! You now it’s The engagement…. The wedding…. And the suffering.
Ray- And the beating!
Myles- Not the time.
Princeton comes in the gym.
Prince- What up, baby?
Roc- You high?
Myles- You high or everything on my eHarmony is true.
Prince- I’m high off life, my niggas! I met this girl. No … No… a woman.
Roc- But you are a women.
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Behave like you're Mindless (MB love story) ON HOLD
Novela JuvenilWhen a group of friends find out their women have been using Walter Milsap book, Act Like A Lady, Behave like your Mindless, to manipulate them in relationships, they respond by using this knowledge to regain the upper hand. This book follows four s...
