Frogdiggity: Swagerific, playerrrrrrr, and frankly looks like a dick. Not he is one he looks like and actual dick. Like a legit penis.
He was a Lillie and in a world full of daffodils, he didn't fit into a squad, but he had no squad to squat with because he was everyone's papa. He lived on a outer bank of the treetops and stroked their leaves tenderly, yet suductively. The trees leaves leave to find a better life away from Frogdiggity and his crusty leg-balls. Rebecca Pigg was his true love but Don Boiiiiii was standing in the way. Don Boiiiiii was not your average fuckboi, he was super fuckboi. He had a dick the size of a micro carrot that was shaved down a whole bunch.
Getting back to the point, Frogdiggity had bigger balls than Don Boiiiiii. Frogdiggity's entire body could be used as a sex toy. Frogdiggity had to stab Don Boiiiiii in the one fuckboi' weakness point, their comebacks. Frogdiggity used his swagalicious tweet tweet account to twat Don Boiiiiii up.
Don Boiiiii you are a massive fuckboi and no one likes you lolzors. #idontlavayou.
Don Boiiiiii died because Frogdiggity flamed him up to hard. He flamed him up so hard all the "lava" flooded out of his body and no one was picking up what he was putting down.
Rebecca Pigg was ready for Frogdiggity to commit the sexy times. Frogdiggity wore his fav party hat. It was nice and pointy not round and thick. I mean this hat could pick your eyeballs out. Rebecca Pigg just didn't know about Frogdiggity yet. Frogdiggity knew about her though... REBECCA PIGG WAS AN ACTUAL PIG. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
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FanficI love dem frogs. Frogdiggity is just trying to make his way downtown walking fast faces passing and he's homebound DODODODODOOOOoo do do do JOHN CENA
