Pete's POV-
Hello. I am Pete. I'm a mermaid (yes he's got the clamshell bra and everything) and I enjoy spending my time under the d-I mean sea. I have no friends because everyone is scared of me. Except for one; a merman named Patrick. Patrick is a good friend and helper. Today, we are going to swim around like fish.
"Wee! This is fun!" He shouts.
"You do this every fucking day, Patrick. How could it possibly be exciting?"
"Because I have you to do it with." I smile and continue to swim. Soon, we run into a reef, deciding to sit down for a while and catch our breath.
"Pete," he begins.
"What's up?"
"I think you're really pretty, for a guy." I blush and pat Patrick on the head.
"You're such a good friend. I don't know where I'd be without your compliments!"
"You'd be in love with me!" It slips from his lips.
"Well, I am."
"Y-you really are?"
Patrick's POV-
"Of course. You're cool, and, I'd have to say, you're attractive." He tells me.
"Then I can do this." He grabs my hand and pulls me into the reef, slamming me down onto the ocean floor.
"W-what are you do-"
"Shh, be quiet." Suddenly, our fins are replaced with legs so that we can actually use our bodies in a way that humans would.
"I'm gonna thingamabob your dingle hopper so hard you won't know what hit you." He turns me over so I'm lying on my stomach and shoves his gadget and gizmo into me. I scream in pleasure and pain, grabbing onto the coral beside me. He pulls out and keeps going in and out. After a few more times, he gives me a turn. I go to him, ready to insert my what's-it into him when he points downward on his front side.
"It changes? What the fuck?!"
"Y-yeah... It does, Patrick. Now just fuck me already." He lied down on the sand, gripping onto fistfuls of it. I jammed my member into his hole, continuously going in and out. Finally, I came in him.
"That was amazing."
"Thanks, Pete."
TWO DAYS LATER
Pete quickly swam to me and showed me our newborn children. I ate one of them and left the other one alive.
THE END
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