So, A Fandom Walks into a Bar...

Chapter Two

Klaus and Caroline watched the city in amazement and fear but received only a few weird looks on account of their wardrobe. Finally Kat leads them to a corner with Lex lingering behind the group.

"Okay, I've got a theory," Kat began talking to the Doctor. "If you dug a hole and managed to trap a weeping angel in it, could you then bury it with explosives?"

"You wouldn't be able to, as soon as it was obscured it'd be gone," he says and she frowns before shrugging and walking into the apartment building.

"But I suppose I shouldn't ask you that seeing as you would never," she trails off and the Doctor raises an eyebrow pausing momentarily.

"Kat BJ's still out of town right?" Lex asks as they reach the apartment.

"Yeah, so there's an open bed, and two couches. I think I might have an air mattress in the closet if absolutely necessary. By the way, we are watching TVD, Sherlock, and Doctor Who before you leave. So where should we start?" Kat asks opening the door and going immediately to the living room. She moves the loveseat and sets up netflix tossing Lex the remote. "I request ten and Rose, it'd be unfair if he saw eleven and don't show him Pompeii."

"Question time," says Caroline. "What is TVD?"

"And Sherlock?" John asks.

"Pretty sure I know what Doctor Who is," the Doctor says smugly and Lex eyes him oddly as he plays with a vase.

"TVD aka The Vampire Diaries, is the show you two are on, and Sherlock is the BBC show you and Sherlock are on," Lex explains patiently. She is just about to click on New Earth for everyone but stops when the Doctor snatches the remote from her.

"No can't watch any Doctor Who. Might reveal my future and other wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, other stuff would be too hard to watch," he explains and Lex nods understanding it would be hard for him to see Rose.

"How about The Vampire Diaries?" Caroline suggests.

"Is that safe?" Klaus adds though there's a trace of sarcasm.

"Considering it takes place in modern times and you are years behind, you will forget anything important so we're safe." The Doctor says.

"Okay, one question," Kat says eyeing Klaus carefully. "On a scale from one to ten, how hot is your brother?" Klaus blinks at the question.

"Elijah?" He asks confused. Kat thinks for a moment and shakes her head.

"No, Kol, you know, big brown eyes you could fall into, fantastic hair, carries around a baseball bat, has a thing for chopping arms off and causing trouble," Kat sighs when he doesn't answer. "Ooooo play Masquerade!" She suddenly yells and Lex nods clicking it not put off by Kat's craziness.

"Anybody want food?" Lex asks.

"Hey that's my job," Kat says. "We have bananas," Kat says with a smirk walking into the kitchen.

"Oh yummy," the Doctor says following her into the kitchen as Klaus turns his attention to the screen eyeing it carefully while John and Caroline turn to talk to Lex.

"So what about Sherlock?" John asks.

"Everyone out there is probably asking for his picture. He shouldn't be too hard to find," Lex says and John is about to reply when he gets cut off by a phone ringing. "Hello?" She says answering the phone.

"I just met that guy who plays Sherlock," James says on the other line and Lex laughs.

"No, that was actually Sherlock, not Benedict Cumberbatch," she says. "Bring him to Kat's apartment."