So, A Fandom Walks into a Bar...

Chapter One

Once upon a time in a kingdom far away there lived a young man named Silas, he was handsome, charming, and had an accent that would make any girl swoon. He was also a warlock, recruited to work for the King. On the journey to the castle he ran into a young girl named Katerina Petrova. She was beautiful unlike her personality, she was a terrible person so Silas kissed her because
she looked like his true love, Katerina soon whooshed away leaving a confused Silas but he continued on his journey anyway.

Later in the journey Katerina found him, but Silas killed her because she was "a clingy bitch." After he slit her throat he walked through the woods coming across an unconscious man who was also covered in blood. So Silas went over and shook him awake. The bloody man was Klaus Mikaelson, the King, so Silas scolded him and told him to behave properly before letting him ride one of the two wild horses he found in the woods. He was quite proud to have tamed the beasts so quickly.

On the ride, Klaus told him that he was out in a village and bored. Then Silas asked why he was summoned to the castle and Klaus mysteriously informed him that every King needs a Queen. Silas then told him he didn't shoot that way and tried to leave immediately. That is until he saw Katerina. He immediately moved to slit her throat yet again but was stopped by Elijah, the King's overly attractive brother.

Elijah informed him that it was time to go. He turned to go and walked away turning one last time to see Katrina but she was shielded from his view by a man that looked exactly like himself. He froze in his place before Elijah pulled him away. Silas tugged his arm free and turned to get another look at the man that looked like him.

"What's wrong Stefan?" Elijah asked and Silas turned looking at him confused.

"Who's Stefan?" Silas asks seeing another woman that looked exactly like Katerina walk around the corner.

"Tatia," Elijah said breathing a sigh of relief obviously more relaxed in her presence.

"Who the hell is this?" Silas exclaimed.

"This is my lovely bride Tatia," Elijah stated confused. "No, this is Katerina Petrova. I thought I killed the bitch," says Silas.

"Oh please tell me you did!" Tatia began excitedly, "she needs to die and return to hell which just so happens to be where she came from," she added taking Elijah's hand fearlessly.  "Who are you?" She asks studying Silas, "he isn't Stefan Salvatore," she explains softening the confusion on her husband's face.

"I'm Silas," he says.

"Oh sorry, I thought you were Stefan," Elijah says in return.

"So Stefan is my doppelganger?" Silas figured. Before Elijah could respond however, Klaus screamed. "SILAS I NEED YOU TO FIND ME A WIFE!"

"Good luck with that!" Tatia yelled back smirking as Klaus stormed down the hallway. "Come on Nik, we know you always fall for the ones who won't give you the time of day."

Klaus ignores her and says to Silas, "I require you to use your magic to find me a wife. Use it to find the one I will fall in love with." Silas nodded and headed to his room. He pulled off some witchy voodoo and saw the image of a beautiful blond girl. She looked poor and it seemed she was a peasant. Oh well not my problem shrugged Silas.

"Yo Klausy!" Silas shouted and immediately Klaus walked into the room. "How do you feel about blondes?" Silas asked mysteriously raising an eyebrow.

"Why?" Klaus asked.

"I found her," said Silas holding up the image of the peasant girl.

"Then let's go get her," he says immediately. They travel quickly to the village and see the girl talking to a tall handsome man with fantastic hair and a trench coat standing in front of a strange blue box.