septiplier one shots

nicknames

~cliche as fuck~

mark and jack would always call each other nicknames, they would just say 'babe', 'baby', 'huggy bear', anything to get the other one red or flustered. one day mark,for some reason, said jacksepticdork, he didn't know why, if you asked him when he said it, he'll just shrug his shoulders, jack on the other hand was laughing his ass off, "jacksepticdork? what the hell mark?" 

mark rolled his eyes,"what? that just slipped out of my mouth, I was going to call you dork, but for some stupid reason, that came out of my mouth, and don't hate!" 

jack was still laughing his ass off,"okay, whatever you say markiboo." mark turned to jack, chuckling a little, "did you just call me 'markiboo'?" jacks eyes widen,"....no...I called you markimoo, not markiboo, only a five year old, who doesn't know how to speak yet, would say that"

mark was now the one laughing his ass off,"okay five year old, you should learn how to speak cause clearly you're five." jack was now furious,"I'm not five, the one who clearly is five is you!" 

mark went to jack and hugged him,"calm down babe, you're getting mad for nothing, I was only playing, you shouldn't let anyone get to you." jack hugged back and nodded, "you're right, I'm sorry for making fun of your nickname, in all honesty, I kinda like it." mark chuckled,"that's good cause you're my dark." jack kissed mark on his forehead,"and you're my boo."