So Ci and I are chillin with the one and only Queen Bey and let's just say our conversation is lit asf.
" Yo Bey have you seen that one spongebob Facebook post its lit asf." Ci says. " for real like Patrick and squidward have no chill whatsoever." I say adding my two cents.
"Omg yass them niggas was on "Imma roast yo ass and not give two shits mode." Bey comments making us laugh.
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" But yea this shit was lit asf." Ci says. "For real these niggas need some milk." I say making all three of us laugh our asses off.
( Incase you can't read it ) :
Spongebob: Had fun with my bestie today!
Squidward: Y'all are the two gayest niggas I know.
Sandy: Says the nigga who doesnt wear any pants
Patrick:FUCK YOU Worried about us for? What you need to be worrying about is how you've been playing that damn clarinet for 10 years and you still suck. Where tf they do that at.
Mr.Krabs: Why are y'all on facebook? Get back to making my money.
Patrick: You need to shut yo greedy ass up and worry about who tf is pearl's real daddy, Cause I know damn well Maury aint tell youthat she was yours.
Plankton: Ahhhh Shitt #Boom
Squidward:@Sandy who tf was talking to your Country I-Wanna-go-back-to-Texas-looking-ass, go suck on some body else's nuts other than spongebobs, Cause clearly PATRICK has already filled that position
Leg Guy: MY LEG!
Patrick: Who tf told this turetts-syndrome havin asss nigga that it was ok to make a facebook page? #Fuckouttahere
Spongebob: I'm not gay tho
Squidward: Nigga have you seen yo profile picture, kill yo self
So everyone is at our house chillin, being ghetto the usual. Ci decided to put on a snapback (multimedia).
Just then Bey's song formation comes on
Ci: " Y'all haters corny with that illiminati mess ayye."
Nic: " Paparrazi catch my fly and my cocky fresh."
Rih: " I'm so reckless when i rock my Givenchy dress ( Stylin')"
Everyone: " I'm so possesive so I rock his rock necklaces, My daddy Alabama, Momma louisana, you mix that negro with that creole make a Texas bama, I like my baby heir with baby hair and afros,"
Girls: I like my negro nose with jackson five nostrils
Everyone: earned all this money but they never take the country out me
Bey: I got hot sauce in my bag swag * Winks*
Rih: Bey u betta stop wit that winking shit u turning me on
Bey: Sorry babes * blows kiss*
Rih : * catches kiss* I forgive yo sexy ass
Rih says pulling Bey into her starting their mini makeout secession.
Ci: That looks like fun babe
N: Tonite bae
I said biting my lip and sending a wink, Ci blows a kiss before giggling.
