Ask and dare (the bat fam)

Dare 23

Jason and dick, try to pick up girls at a club, whoever gets a girl first wins unlimited money from the readers!

Jason: *tears up* I...I could be free! No more f*cking swear jar!

Alfred: well until then you must pay another 57 American dollars master Jason

Damian: 58, he just cursed a second ago

Alfred: *nods* I'm mistaken sorry. master Jason, you must pay 58 American dollars now so I insist you stop your swearing and maybe read a book

Jason: pfft as if, let's just go to this club and I'll pick up a few babes

Dick: that sounded a bit too wally Jason

Tim: yeah just a bit....

Damian: who's wally?

Dick: kid flash

Damian: eh no that's Bart

Dick: kid flash I, not kid flash II

Damian: oh yeah....sorry

Jason: awkward....

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(At the club dick is wearing a suit and Jason is wearing a white muscle shirt, black leather jacket and black jeans)

Damian: Jason is going to win

Dick: since when did little wing become your favourite brother?!

Damian: Todd is not my "favourite", infact I hate him the most! He's a-

Jason: yeah yeah love you too now put a sock in it baby B, I'm tryin' to look me out a hot date

Dick: you don't just pick out girls Jason for their pretty faces, you need a good personality too with a girl and-

Jason: I know it's not just the face, it's the boobs and butt too!

Dick: *facepalms* Jason you are totally useless

Jason: heh we'll see about that nightlight

*damian and Jason go to one side of the club and Tim and dick go to the otherside*

(With Jason and Damian)

Jason: so baby B, who do you think is hot here?

Damian: I...I don't understand

Jason: yes you do, you're just embarrassed to admit you like someone here

Damian: I am not!

Jason: sure just try look for a hot babe

Damian: *sighs* am I even old enough to be in here?

Jason: you're 15 so you should be ok

Damian: I'm 11 actually

Jason: who's 15 then

Damian: that's drake -.-

Jason: meh same thing

*hot girl walks past*

Damian: Todd...

Jason: I seen her

(With dick and Tim)

Dick: wait so you're from Harvard?

Girl: yeah I am, I studied there last year

Dick: that's so awesome, I studied at...at-

Tim: at Gotham university then was kicked out *smirks*

Dick: I was-

Girl: *giggles* it's cute, I like bad boys

Dick: really? I mean yeah I'm a bad boy

Tim: *holds back laughter* this is great!

Dick: shut up and go find the others

Tim: they're actually walking towards us

Jason: hey- wait a second no!

Damian: hah that was Todd's choice

Jason: so dickhead what's going on here

Girl: *looks at Jason in love* h..hi uh wanna buy me a drink?

Jason: sure

Dick: what no!