Aries: "Ah yes, 6 months... the perfect age for boxing classes."
Taurus: Uses a baby carrier on their teenager
Gemini: "Listen, I don't care about what you did at preschool today, lemme tell you about MY day"
Cancer: Rushes child to hospital when they stub their toe
Leo: Ready to beat the crap out of their child's bully
Virgo: Pulls out a calculus textbook "Alright, let me read you a bedtime story"
Libra: The mom in Stacy's mom
Scorpio: "A lullaby? Okay, 'Great big globs of goey, grimy golfer guts, mutilated monkey's feet, bloody little birdies feet, all these things make a delicious treat that you eat without a spoon!'" My mom is a Scorpio and sang this to me as a kid...
Sagittarius: Newborn vomits on shoulder "I thought I raised you better..."
Capricorn: "You're such a beautiful baby, not as pretty as me though, but we all can't be as blessed..."
Aquarius: Burns kid's homework "The apocolypse is coming, we must prepare."
Pisces: Sees baby sleeping "Why can't that be me?"
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Zodiac Signs
AcakApparently when the stars align a certain way when you're born, they effect your personality. This book is filled with randomness regarding the different Zodiac Signs. To how you would act while watching your favorite movie to who should be your bes...
