Aries: Wash and brush teeth at the same time; Screams from toothpaste burning
Taurus: Zone out and waste water
Gemini: Think of witty comebacks to slay their enemies
Cancer: That person that dance and sings in the shower
Leo: Sings at the top of their lungs and forgets how much shampoo they are using
Virgo: Tries to relax, but ends up making an mental list
Libra: Attempts to being phone in shower or have a conversation with somebody outside the door.
Scorpio: Thinks of the most efficient ways to kill their enemies.
Sagittarius: Nearly falls asleep in shower
Capricorn: Goes over life plan and sing quietly
Aquarius: Angrily thinks of things that SHOULD be in the shower
Pisces: Thinks of awesome fanfiction ideas and forgets to actually wash
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Zodiac Signs
RandomApparently when the stars align a certain way when you're born, they effect your personality. This book is filled with randomness regarding the different Zodiac Signs. To how you would act while watching your favorite movie to who should be your bes...
