Aries: Arrested for public intoxication and lewd conduct with Gemini
Taurus: Eating all the food packed for the beach
Gemini: Getting arrested with Aries for public intoxication and lewd conduct
Cancer: Looking around the beach for their Summer love
Leo: Trying to show off their body, but to no success
Virgo: Applies their 5th layer of sunblock
Libra: Tries to get that perfect golden tan
Scorpio: Wants to make out with someone on the beach, but won't since there are kids Atleast they got their priorities straight...
Sagittarius: Swims so far out into the ocean, no one can see them
Capricorn: Tries to find treasure on the beach with their metal detector
Aquarius: Burns to a crisp while trying to tan
Pisces: On their 10th attempt at a sexy beach selfie
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Zodiac Signs
RastgeleApparently when the stars align a certain way when you're born, they effect your personality. This book is filled with randomness regarding the different Zodiac Signs. To how you would act while watching your favorite movie to who should be your bes...
