Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the w-
"WHAT IS THAT AWFUL MUSIC?!" Leo shouted at his smexy grey friend, Greyson after hearing the loud ringing music from some nearby houses.
"Omg Leo you L-7 weenie! It's Christmas! The time 4 music and happiness and family and presents!!!!" Greyson replied, "How did you not know about Christmas???"
"Idk usually I just assume it's a trend that just happens once a year like last month when they had a bunch of posters with turkey and people in weird hats."
Greyson looked at Leo, "You are such an uncultured poop sack."
Leo looked back at Greyson, "YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!"
"I'm kidding bby. LETS CELEBRATE AND WE CAN GIVE EACH OTHER GIFTS AND I'LL MAKE A TREE FOR US TO PUT THE PRESENTS UNDER THEN WE'LL OPEN THEM!"
"Oh ok," Leo responded slightly confused why they were putting the gifts under a tree.
"MEET ME BACK HERE IN A FEW HOURS, K?"
"k"
And then Greyson shooed Leo away to set up a tree and find him a gift.For almost an hour Leo thought of what he could make Greyson. A bike? No. A yacht? No. A good school district for his future kids?? Nahhh. Until he realized the puuuuurfect gift for his companion and he collected some bark and one needles and was off. Greyson however had was going to get Leo and he had just now found out Leo didn't know what Christmas was. So he improvised and made up the plan to make a tree even if Leo didn't know what the holiday was. So he just had to make a special tree. He thought about it and collected some sticks and shoved a few together in the ground then he used pine sap to stick leaves on it. But EGADS! THERE WAS NO STAR!!! For a few minutes he freaked out and had a spasm attack because there was no star. But then out of the corner of his eye he saw a pinecone covered in sap!
"IT'S PERFECT!" So he stuck the pinecone to the top of the leafy stick tree. It was complete. Then he found Leo with something wrapped in leaves and called to him,
"C'mon! Im ready!"
Leo looked at him with glee, "K!"
So he ran over and saw the tree, "OMG GREYGREY I LOVE MY GIFT!!"
"...No, no that's the tree. Your gift is even better than that."
"Oh k. Here's your gift" and he handed (pawed?) his leaf wrapped present to Greyson.
When Greyson opened it, he screamed.
"OMG LEOO I LOVE IT TYSM!!"
It was a bra made out of bark and pine needles, it was such a beautiful and sappy present (literally). "
"you're whalecome... Now where's my gift???"
Greyson didn't reply but handed him a flat square thing wrapped in a weird black plastic material from the dumpster. Leo opened it and gasped. It was a picture on a piece of cardboard of them together and the material used to make the picture was just just Greyson's fur glued onto it.
"Omg I love it... And I was wondering where the fur on your head went!"
And that day Leo learned the snazziness of Christmas and happiness and presents, but mostly the snazziness of presents!And alone in a cave, Feather looked at her Greyson shrine and spoke to it, "Merry Christmas bby, soon we will be together again..."
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Merry Christmas you guys! I hope it's great!!!!
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Adventures of Leo and Greyson
FanfictionA book filled with stories of two cray cray cats go on adventures and be cool :^)