Adventures of Leo and Greyson

Chapter 8: Llama

"Snoork!" Greyson looked back at Leo, startled. "What was that!!!"
"I have no idea!" Leo replied looking freaked out.
"Let's find it and kill it with my bra!"
"You ate it."
"Oh yea. Then let's kill it with FIRE."
"Where do we find fire?"
"LEOOOO WE MAKE IT"
"ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL AT ME :("
"I'm sorry k"
"Ok"
So they started to fail at making a fire when the noise came again.
"SNNNNMMORRRRRRRNNNNKK" The odd noise startled Leo and he jumped onto their small ash, burning out their progress.
"omg Leo I hate you"
"Snooork"
"Wat does that mean?"
"Uh that wasn't me." Leo replied, "It came from those bushes that are suspiciously shaking."
Greyson turned his head and looked at the bushes. They were shaking and then Greyson screamed. Then the bush stopped and a fluffy creature more than double both cats appeared. Then it spoke,
"Y R U RUINING MY NAPPP."
Greyson shrieked and Leo replied,
"aye don't you sass my GreyGrey, Wat even are you? An Alpaca?"
"Oh heck no I'm not an Alpaca you little imbecile, I'm a llama. The most regal of animals and you just interrupted my beauty sleep."
"Well dang their won't ever be an amount of sleep to make you as half as bootiful as my homie GreyGrey so you better not sass us, peasant." The llama just snorted and turned, but when Leo looked at Grayson in triumph Grayson yelled
"LEO LOOK OUT!" The llama was charging towards Leo and rammed into him, knocking into midair flying backwards.
"Whose the peasant now you dirt filth." Then Greyson ran over to Leo and said to him
"Tysm for defending my honor but your rlly smol so don't get into fights with animals bigger than you Leo, k?"
"K, GreyGrey" And then they trotted away. But in the bushes was a small blue cat overwhelmed with rage and jealously... Feather! As they walked into the distance Feather whispered
"I'll get you some day Leo, for stealing my GreyGrey away from me." Her sightless eyes glared at Leo until she could not longer smell either of the smexy toms.

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Omg so I just realized I started spelling the name of one of the main characters (Greyson) wrong so if you see "Grayson" IM SORRYY im going to go back and change it now