Accidental Follow// L.H.

3;@Luke5sos

Jessa.

Here I am, still in front of Amy's laptop whilst the the two squealing girls are sound asleep.

Thank god.

I didn't think I could handle their loud mouths anymore. But I'm fine.

Ding.

The ding sound keeps on dinging it's starting to get super annoying.

Sos boy wouldn't leave me alone with his stupid questions after I told him that I wasn't a fan.

Is it so wrong to not like a sauce brand?

Or band or whatever they want to become.

Tsk, sauces nowadays.

I got so annoyed that I actually decided to turn my attention back to the laptop just to see myself getting 'spammed'.

@Luke5sos: Why'd you enter the contest????

@Luke5sos: other fans would've gotten a chanceee

@Luke5sos: if u aren't a fan, would you mind if we go ahead and find a real fan?

@Luke5sos: waittt sorry. We're not allowed to throw the actual winner away and choose another one.

@Luke5sos: hey u still on JessaRae?

@Luke5sos: u have to reply at least

@Luke5sos: u there?

I can't take it anymore.

@JessaRae: Its 'you' not 'u', dimwit knucklehead.

Annoying barstard.

@Luke5sos: heyyyy your alive! *it's btw. Not its :p

What's 'btw'? And that 'p' thing looks like a face holding its tongue out. Cute.

@JessaRae: *YOU'RE

@Luke5sos: jeez grammar nazi. Calm ur ass down.

U r ass..?

He what?

@JessaRae: did you just call me an ass?

@Luke5sos: what?! When???

@JessaRae: U R Ass, you said.

@Luke5sos: I meant YOUR ass. Ur is short form.

@Luke5sos: are you even from this century?

@JessaRae: of course I am, stupid bum! I'm here and at the age of 19 at that

@Luke5sos: hehe stupid bum. Your funny.

@Luke5sos: I'm sorry, *youre

@JessaRae: you forgot the apostrophe.

@Luke5sos: huh?

@JessaRae: I'm sorry stupid bum. You forget the ' in you're.

@Luke5sos: ohhhh that. Can u at least not be so mean to me? :(

@JessaRae: if not being mean means not teaching someone proper English then no. I won't stop being mean to you.

@Luke5sos: :/ wow ok.

@JessaRae: anyways, what do u actually want?

Moments of silence.

I actually used 'u' instead of 'you'.. I feel proud of myself.

@Luke5sos: well, u r our wiener.

I'm sorry, what?

@JessaRae: I'm sorry but I'm a vagina and I don't have a wiener and I can't be one. Not allowed.

@Luke5sos: wth lol!!! Noo I'm sorry. That's been my common typo lately. It's supposed to be winner.

Typo?

@JessaRae: I'm sorry to ask u but what's a 'typo'?

@Luke5sos: ....

@Luke5sos: r u serious?

@JessaRae: I don't seem to kid.

@Luke5sos: umm well typo is when u type out something wrong like fore me, wiener and winner.

@JessaRae: and fore. It's suppose to be for.

@Luke5sos: and that.

@JessaRae: and your are. It's not 'r', it's 'are'.

@Luke5sos: that's not a typo lol it's short form.

@JessaRae: what's 'lol'?

@Luke5sos: I feel like I'm talking to a genius 5 year old

@JessaRae: I would be an ingenious 5 year old.

@Luke5sos: well, ingenious 5 year old JessaRae. Lol is an acronym for laugh out loud. People usual use it whenever there's something funny.

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@JessaRae: but what if that person just uses the word bit doesn't actually laugh? Doesn't it go against the point of laughing out loud?

@Luke5sos: well, yeah I guess but it's just an acronym anyways.

@JessaRae: huh. people nowadays seem to not care of the meaning for words and just seem to use it.

@Luke5sos: wdym?

@JessaRae: what's 'wdym?'

@Luke5sos: heh ntg. Moving on

@JessaRae: what's ntg?

@Luke5sos: you'll learn someday my penguin.

@JessaRae: okay..

@Luke5sos: okay.

@JessaRae: anything else?

@Luke5sos: oh yeah make sure you're home next week and stay still

@JessaRae: why?

@Luke5sos: because we know u wouldn't come willingly so we're gonna kidnap u

@JessaRae: What the heck r u talking about?

@Luke5sos: it was nothinggggggg I swearrrr wht thing?

@JessaRae: u can't just delete that message.

@Luke5sos: shouldn't you be asleep by now?

I stopped my fingers from typing and turned to the time at the bottom of the laptop screen.

It's 3:04 a.m.

@JessaRae: you're not my mother

@Luke5sos: I could be.

@Luke5sos: I could be your momma Luke.

@JessaRae: if you even try and kidnap me, I'd be sure to call the cops before u even get out of your car and into my domain.

@Luke5sos: whtttt the actual hell

@JessaRae: goodnight.

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Sorry if the chapters seem boring :) it's only the third one so since it's the only the start I have to show u guys how Jessa is and how Luke is with her.

It'll get better after ;) I'm not sure if it would for u guys xD bug it'll be fun for me to write sooo yeah

Byebyee