Narrator: Weeks after South Ossetia and Abkhazia left, Georgia had another breakaway state, Adjaria. Now, Adjaria was a young man with dark brown hair and grey blue eyes.
Adjaria confronts Georgia in his house.
Adjaria: Georgia, I want you to recognize my independence.
Georgia freezes, and his eyes bulge
Georgia: NO! WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT INDEPENDENCE? YOU HAVE NO REASON!
Adjaria: It's because my people are tired of your autocracy.
Georgia: WHAT AUTOCRACY ADJARA? YOU ARE A STUPID BOY!
Adjaria: Then I am leaving.
Georgia: FINE!
Narrator: As soon as Adjaria packs his things and leaves, Georgia starts crying, in memory lane. He was remembering how he used to make soup of eggplant or rabbit for them. How he used to wash their clothes, smiling at them playing outside. And by them, he means Abkhazia and South Ossetia, not Adjaria, because Adjaria is not his relatives that's for sure. Georgia had others friends(and enemies). Why don't we make a list?
FRIENDS=
UKRAINE
BRITAIN
AMERICA
AZERBAIJAN
TURKEY
KAZAKHSTAN
UZBEKISTAN
TURKMENISTAN
Kyrgyzstan
Tajikistan
GREECE
CHINA
ENEMIES=
RUSSIA
BELARUS
ABKHAZIA
CHECHNYA
SOUTH OSSETIA
DAGESTAN
NORTH OSSETIA
ADJARIA
ARMENIA
NAGORNO KARABAKH
IRAN
IRELAND
JAPAN
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
AND
BULGARIA
Georgia: Where the hell did all these Russia's come from?
Russia appears behind him.
Russia: Ah hello, Gruziya. How are ty?
Georgia: Russia! I-I-I am f-f-fine. Y-y-you?
Russia: I am fine. Thank you! You must come vith me, Abkhazia made me have a vorld conference.
Georgia: Oh no.
Russia: But first, ve must go to Armenia's home, he needed me to fix his pipes, because they are clogged, right.
Georgia: Wow you actually do like helping people, and I thought you were some heartless bastard.
Russia looks at Georgia with a horrible look.
Georgia: I didn't mean it R-r-russia.
Russia: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
Georgia: NO!!!!
Narrator: After Georgia was getting the shit scared out of him, Russia took him to New York City, the UN headquarters.
Georgia: *gulps*
Narrator: Once they entered the conference room, everyone was looking at them, with Abkhazia and South Ossetia sitting in the front two chairs.
UN: The meeting will be starting soon, Albania, Turkey, and the Balkans aren't here yet, like always.
Everyone: BYE!
UN: Oh come on!
Everyone leaves including Russia, Georgia, Abkhazia, and South Ossetia.
Russia: I recognize their independence.
Georgia: WHAT THE HELL RUSSIA?
Russia: it's called making an alliance, vith dem.
