Narrator: Russia and his sisters were in their house, painting dolls, while Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia were getting drunk on whiskey for Christmas.
Ukraine: Oh thank Бог that it isn't Orthodox Christmas yet, or else Russia would've been drinking all the vodka!
Belarus: Hey Russia, for an early Christmas present, can you marry me?
Russia froze, and hesitated.
Russia:*gulps* b-b-but s-sister, w-why m-m-m-me?
Belarus: SAY IT! MARRY ME!
Russia: NYET!
Belarus then chases him into his room and he locks the door.
Belarus: Brother, please, stop being such a dick, open this door, I MEAN IT! Just marry me! MARRY ME!
Ukraine: Oh my, this always happens.
Finland: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Ukraine: Wait is Finland in this scene?
Finland: I don't know!
Narrator: Meanwhile in Greece's house, Turkey and Cyprus are visiting with Japan.
Greece: Oh no, not Turkey.
Turkey: What's so bad about me?
Narrator:*interrupts scene because he was talking to Turkey*EVERYTHING! 1. You invaded Greece 2. You stole the baklava 3. The olive tree and last, 4. The Ottoman Empire!
Turkey: those were all my bosses faults!
Bulgaria comes to the party.
Cyprus: Hey Bulgaria!
Bulgaria: Hello!
Greece: ALPHABET STEALER!
Bulgaria: I told you not to call me that!
Greece: And I didn't listen.
Bulgaria: I can call Macedonia any time*Bulgaria smirks*
Greece: anyways, let's open the presents!
Cyprus gets his present out and gives it to Greece.
Cyprus: here Greece!
Greece opens it and finds himself in awe.
Greece: Thank you Cyprus!
It was a statue of Ancient Greece.
Cyprus smiles.
Greece then gives a present to Bulgaria.
Bulgaria opens it and finds a packet of chocolate in there.
Bulgaria: Thank you Greece!
Greece grins.
Bulgaria then gives a present to Turkey.
Turkey opens it and finds the things he always wanted.
Turkey: Yes! Anal beads, dildos, butt plugs, vibrators, prostate massagers, lube, and, oh my god, a c*ck Ring! And dirty magazines! Whips, handcuffs, and Double dildos! Thank you Bulgaria! I might even use it with one of my old conquered nations! *Turkey grins*
Greece, Bulgaria and Cyprus: *gulps*
Turkey gives a present to Japan.
Japan opens it and finds a phone in there.
Japan: Thank you Turkey!
Turkey: Anytime, Japan.
Narrator: Meanwhile, in Serbia's house, Serbia and Montenegro were cooking some strawberry rhubarb pie.
Serbia: Ok, it's almost done.
Montenegro: That was so much work.
Slovenia walks in and drinks coffee.
Slovenia: Oh finally, that bastard is actually doing work.
Montenegro: Oh Shut up Slovenia!
Slovenia: Hey, don't take it on me!
Serbia: Shhh You don't want to wake up the cranky couple
Slovenia: Oh don't tell me Bosnia and Herzegovina are arguing with each other again.
Montenegro: Yes.
Herzegovina walks in and runs to Serbia and hugs him.
Herzegovina: Good morning Serbia.*Herzegovina then rubs his chin*
Serbia: Hey Herzegovina!
Herzegovina: You are so handsome Serbia!
Serbia:*blushes*
Slovenia: *snickers*
Montenegro: Stop trying to horn him up, Herzegovina, you are married, you slut.
Herzegovina:*glares at Montenegro*
Macedonia walks in with her wearing her lilac nightgown.
Macedonia:*runs to Serbia, kisses him on the cheek, runs to Slovenia, hugs Slovenia, runs to Montenegro and hugs him as well*
Herzegovina: You see! She's the family slut!
Montenegro: But she's not married! I swear Herzegovina, you are lucky to live!
Herzegovina:*glares at Macedonia*
Macedonia:*smiles back*
Serbia: Oh by the way, Bosnia said was going to visit Turkey.
Macedonia:*frowns*
Herzegovina: Why does that bastard always visits Turkey? Why?
Croatia walks in wearing nothing but underpants.
Herzegovina:*grins* Oh hello, Croatia.*raises eyebrows*
Croatia: Uh hello Herzegovina.
Herzegovina: Never thought that I would see you like this. *Winks*
Montenegro: Oh and there goes the dirty slut again!
Herzegovina: Shut up Montenegro!
Montenegro: Never! You dirty bitch, you fucking prostitute, YOU NASTY WHORE!
Everyone looks up at him.
Herzegovina: Fuck you Montenegro. At least I am not a lazy asshole that hardly does anything!
Montenegro: AT LEAST I AM NOT SOME FUCKING SKANK THAT CHEATS ON HER HUSBAND REPEATEDLY!
Serbia: Enough! Both of you!
Macedonia: Oh thank you Serbia! I couldn't stand looking at my family tear itself apart!
Croatia then gets out a wine cup and gets out a bottle of champagne.
Serbia: Drinking already?
Croatia:*fakes a laugh* it helps me last the day with you selfish assholes.
Serbia: Wow.
Herzegovina:*looks at Croatia*
Croatia: Why are you looking at me?
Herzegovina: have you ever looked at yourself? You are freaking adorable!
Serbia then gets out the rhubarb pie.
Croatia: But don't you have a husband?
Herzegovina: Yeah a husband I hate. Now come to my room and we will do some fun games.*winks*
Croatia:*gulps*
Narrator: yeah, Herzegovina is a slut, isn't she?
