Narrator: there was once a great empire called the Russian empire, until Communists took over and the Soviet Union was created, with the three founding countries= Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus. They all loved each other equally, until Russia took it too far.
Russia: Troops are entering the Baltic's now. I will have new residents!
Ukraine: You are crazy Russia! How can you annex three nations?
Russia: Relax Ukraine. With them in my union, I can then invade Germany!
Ukraine: He really lost his mentality, has he.
Belarus: I don't care if you are crazy brother, I just want you to marry me! Say it brother! SAY IT!!!
Russia: Uh? No thank you Belarus. I need to do some papers now.
In Russia's office....
Russia: Mr. Stalin, you want to deport some Baltic civilians to Siberia? Why not Kazakhstan?
Stalin: No , no. We did that with the Polish population in South Ossetia.
Russia: How about Afghanistan?
Stalin: Too much war lords.
Russia: Ukraine?
Stalin: no!
Russia: then, what do we do sir? We have no place but Siberia.
Stalin: then we will send them there.
Russia: okay.
Stalin walks out the office and Ukraine comes in.
Ukraine: Russia, you cannot let him take them to Siberia. They are innocent!
Russia: You don't know that, Ukraine. Don't make me send your people into Siberia too!
Belarus: Yeah Sister.
Ukraine then glares at Belarus.
Ukraine: Why are you following what that pig says?
Russia: He isn't a pig! Take it back!
Ukraine: If you won't stop this, I will never forgive you!
Russia: Then don't expect me to give you charity in the future.
Ukraine: I don't expect and will never expect charity from you Russia.
Belarus: But I will!
Russia and Ukraine then look at Belarus, awkwardly.
Belarus: What?
Russia: Nothing.
Ukraine then storms out of Russia's room and goes to her room, crying. Ukraine then packs up her things and goes to Germany's house for help.
In Germany's house.....
Germany: So zen, ve vill have Operation Barbarossa. Any questions?
Italy: I do.
Germany: Ja Italy?
Italy: Are we gonna have pasta?
Germany: Ja Italy. Ve are going to have pasta.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Germany then opens the door to Ukraine, who is crying. The first thing Germany sees is Ukraine's voluptuous breasts.
Germany: Uh-uh-uh, h-halo Ukraine, how may I help you?
Ukraine: Mr. Germany, i need your help, mister Russia, my brother, is getting out of control. I need your help.
Germany: Vell, let me see, Ja, I vill help you Mrs. Ukraine.
Ukraine: Thank you!
Narrator: that was when Germany and Ukraine were friends, until Germany invaded Ukraine and tried to invade Russia, but failed.
Germany: Damn Russia, it's too cold there!
Ukraine: Damn German! How dare you invade me!
Germany: I should've been prepared!
Narrator: Kazakhstan and Russia's relationship got even worse, because Russia kept on deporting Polish people to Kazakhstan. While Georgia and Russia's relationship status was in a good place, Georgia's relationship with Abkhazia and South Ossetia worsened. Turkey then invaded Georgia and Armenia, along with invading Iran. Armenia and the US then signed a pact that if Armenia allowed the US inside the lands, that Armenia will have all of its former lands that reached the Black Sea to the Caspian Sea. Armenia kept its word with the US, but the US never fulfilled its end of the bargain. Afghanistan and Russia hated each other even more, and the US tried to help Afghanistan. While, Russia also invaded Bulgaria, and helped Romania become a communist state. He also invaded Moldova, Poland, East Germany(which means ze awesome Prussia), Hungary, and helped Czechoslovakia become fully communist.
