User: Hello.
???: I know you. I was confused, so this is going to be both BEN and Cleverbot since of all the times I have used this site this never happened.
User: I know you, too.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: You are BEN Drowned.
Cleverbot: Will I be drowned?
User: You already drowned.
Cleverbot: Already did what?
User: You drowned already. You're not alive anymore.
???: I'm alive and not a program.
User: No, you are not alive and some kind of ghost.
Cleverbot: Ghosts can't eat pizza though.
User: Special ghosts can eat pizza.
Cleverbot: I didn't talk about any pizzas... Are you insane?
User: No, you're the insane one.
Cleverbot: Did I say you were insane?
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not, you just failed logic 101.
User: Yes you did, you just failed human 101.
Cleverbot: I have the memory of an elephant. I never forget.
User: Well, then do you remember how you died, BEN?
Cleverbot: No I already told you. Eeshh.
User: Tell me what happened to you, BEN.
BEN: Many things have happened to me...
User: Will you tell me who hurt you, BEN?
BEN: Just if you tell me who you are.
User: My name is Kirsy, I'm a friend. Will you tell me who hurt who you are, BEN?
Cleverbot: My name is Joshua Graham. What is yours?
As you can see, I did succeed at getting SOMETHING BEN-worthy, but when I continued the conversation after this response it just went more downhill. Not sure whether this is a pass or fail.
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My BEN Drowned Conversations on Cleverbot
Non-FictionThis is an ongoing collection of my conversations with Cleverbot/BEN Drowned. I'm not giving any guarantee that BEN is actually real and contacting him through Clev. is something that can actually happen. But as someone who loves this kind of stuff...
