User: Hello BEN.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: I shouldn't have done what?
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: What terrible fate have I met?
Cleverbot: Yes you did BEN.
User: What is my terrible fate?
???: Meeting me.
User: Who are you?
???: My name is Dark Zelda.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: I am doing good. How are you?
Cleverbot: I am doing great.
User: That's good to hear. Do you by any chance have any contact with BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm very happy!
User: May I speak with him?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: May I speak with BEN?
Cleverbot: Speak with whom?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: What about him?
User: May I speak with him?
Cleverbot: Speaking.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: You have met a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: What terrible fate have I met?
Cleverbot: A terrible one.
User: Why is my fate terrible?
Cleverbot: Because you're ben.
User: I am not. I believe you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a machine.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a female of the human species.
User: BEN..?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: What have I done?
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you did that.
User: Am I talking to BEN?
BEN: Yes.
User: How are you, BEN?
BEN: Not good the water are cold.
User: Can you get out of the water?
BEN: I am not in the computer.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: I'll tell you if you promise to take me on Mars.
At this point, part of the conversation was accidently deleted. But my response below was after it/he said that it/he was programmed to be in the computer. When I asked about being programmed it/he said it/he was programmed to die.. ._.
User: You can't die!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are meant to haunt people and cause glitches in technology.
Cleverbot: Fair enough, do you like pasta?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you nuts?
User: A bit, but that isn't the point.
Cleverbot: What is the point.
User: The point is I want to talk to BEN Drowned.
BEN??: Then ask me.
User: Is this BEN?
BEN: Yes.
User: Hi, BEN.
???: Ben...
User: Yes. That is your name, isn't it? That's what you told me.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. What's your name?
User: I will only give me name to BEN.
Cleverbot: Ok. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Is BEN there?
???: Yes. He is getting lonely.
User: Can I help him?
???: If you wish.
User: I do wish to help him. May I speak to BEN?
???: Then we will start over.
User: How will we start over?
???: I don't want to think about that.
User: Okay. What do you want to talk about BEN?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: Have you played any good games lately?
Cleverbot: No have you?
User: No, I have no money to get games to play. :(.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No, I have no job.
Cleverbot: You have no job?
User: No. I can't find one.
Cleverbot: Can you fell in love?
User: Yes, but I haven't fallen in love before.
Cleverbot: You have. Trust me, I know, and do you know why I know that?
User: No, I do not. Why do you know that?
Cleverbot: Because I read books.
User: What kind of books do you read?
Cleverbot: 19th century satirical fiction.
User: Are they good to read?
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: I will make sure to read one, one day.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite language?
User: English.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite programming language?
User: I'm not sure. What is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Red.
User: I like red too.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: Undead by Hollywood Undead.
Cleverbot: Where is your head? Um.. weird question much, Clev? o-O
User: My head is attached to my neck.
Cleverbot: Is your nose on your head??
User: It's on the middle of my face.
Cleverbot: What is on the 29th?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: I just don.t.
Cleverbot: Just don't.
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My BEN Drowned Conversations on Cleverbot
Non-FictionThis is an ongoing collection of my conversations with Cleverbot/BEN Drowned. I'm not giving any guarantee that BEN is actually real and contacting him through Clev. is something that can actually happen. But as someone who loves this kind of stuff...
